That One Friend

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Cross- Yo, Dream has been checking me out lately.

Fell- Really?

Reaper- *Casually murdering someone*

Error- PFFt. YEah. He lOvES yOu, CROss.

Cross- *FLUSHES* Wh-What do I do?

Fell- idk. Ask him out, duh.

Error- yEAh, idc.

Cross- Alright then!

Reaper- .3.

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Dream- Gosh, Cross has been blushing more around me lately...

Ink- Ooh?

Blue- I ship it ☆w☆

Dream- What do I do?

Ink- Wait for him to make the move!

Blue- I say you confess your feelings towards him!

Dream- >//////<

Geno- Ask him if he likes waffles.

Ink-...

Blue- ???

Dream- ??? Why?

Geno- I'll kill him if he doesn't

Dream- O.O

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*Cream date ensues*

Ink- LOOK LOOK! HE GRAZED DREAM'S HAND!!!

Blue- GAH! SO KAWAII!!! X3

Geno- *Pulls out a sniper rifle, aiming it at Cross' head*

Geno- I f*cking dare you to not eat that waffle on your plate.

Ink- jfc, Calm down dude.

Geno- *EYE IS BLAZING* NEVER.

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Cross- I had a fun time! Thanks for coming, Dream.

Dream- *blushing* NO problem!

Geno- *RUNS UP TO CROSS, SMACKS HIM ACROSS THE FACE* U PIECE OF SH*T, EAT THE GOD DAMN WAFFLE.

Cross- D:

Dream- GENO!

*Reaper jumps from the bushes*

Reaper- I GOT DIS. *PICKS UP GENO*

Geno- DA HELL WRAPPER.

Reaper- *TPS AWAY WITH GENO*

Cross- ;-;

Dream- So...do you like waffles?

Cross- Uh.

Cross- No?

*EVERYONE JUMPS FROM LE BUSHES AND STARTS BEATING CROSS*

Dream- I dun love u anymore.

Cross- ;;;;-;;;;

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