Cross- Yo, Dream has been checking me out lately.
Fell- Really?
Reaper- *Casually murdering someone*
Error- PFFt. YEah. He lOvES yOu, CROss.
Cross- *FLUSHES* Wh-What do I do?
Fell- idk. Ask him out, duh.
Error- yEAh, idc.
Cross- Alright then!
Reaper- .3.
~~~
Dream- Gosh, Cross has been blushing more around me lately...
Ink- Ooh?
Blue- I ship it ☆w☆
Dream- What do I do?
Ink- Wait for him to make the move!
Blue- I say you confess your feelings towards him!
Dream- >//////<
Geno- Ask him if he likes waffles.
Ink-...
Blue- ???
Dream- ??? Why?
Geno- I'll kill him if he doesn't
Dream- O.O
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*Cream date ensues*
Ink- LOOK LOOK! HE GRAZED DREAM'S HAND!!!
Blue- GAH! SO KAWAII!!! X3
Geno- *Pulls out a sniper rifle, aiming it at Cross' head*
Geno- I f*cking dare you to not eat that waffle on your plate.
Ink- jfc, Calm down dude.
Geno- *EYE IS BLAZING* NEVER.
~~~
Cross- I had a fun time! Thanks for coming, Dream.
Dream- *blushing* NO problem!
Geno- *RUNS UP TO CROSS, SMACKS HIM ACROSS THE FACE* U PIECE OF SH*T, EAT THE GOD DAMN WAFFLE.
Cross- D:
Dream- GENO!
*Reaper jumps from the bushes*
Reaper- I GOT DIS. *PICKS UP GENO*
Geno- DA HELL WRAPPER.
Reaper- *TPS AWAY WITH GENO*
Cross- ;-;
Dream- So...do you like waffles?
Cross- Uh.
Cross- No?
*EVERYONE JUMPS FROM LE BUSHES AND STARTS BEATING CROSS*
Dream- I dun love u anymore.
Cross- ;;;;-;;;;
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Sanscest Crack
RandomBasically, Sanscest ships...On crack. PREPARE. I don't mean to offend anyone in this, or offend anyone because of this. Have some Spaghetti. And enjoy. Note: CREDIT GOES TO ORIGINAL CREATORS AND HISTORY. -This book will be written poorly...