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D & D 2

Ink- Okay, Okay. 

Ink- Let's start off with characters.

Geno- Wait, so we're playing by drawing cards for our characters?

Ink- Yes.

Fell- XD Well,  Okay.

Ink- It's simple and not simple at the same time.

Ink- Good luck and don't die.

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Ink- Drawing time!

Geno- I am a 4' tall halfling *reads other card* which wields chopsticks XD

Fell- Lol XD, I'm a female ogre with the power to sh*t diamonds.

Geno- wtf is wrong with these powers.

Ink- *shrugs* I came up with them last night at 4 am

Classic- Makes sense.

Classic- I am an elf with the power to move pebbles with my feet.

Classic- Oooh. Nice.

Fell- XD

Geno- Holy fuk, we're gonna be so f*cking screwed.

Ink- ALRIGHT, WHAT ARE YOUR BACKSTORIES???

Fell- Uh.

Classic- ONE DAY, I STROLLED INTO A TAVERN.

Fell- HELL YEAH, TAVERNS.

Geno-  F*CK NO, YOU'RE CHARACTER IS NOT GOING TO BE WASTED ALL THE TIME AGAIN.

Fell- SHSHSHSSH, KNAVE WAS FLIPPING AWESOME, OKAY!

Geno- CHRIST.

Classic- AND I SAT DOWN. ON FIRE.

Ink- What.

Geno- YES! AND THEN A STROLLED OVER TO CLASSIC AND SHOVED MY CHOPSTICKS UP HIS NOSE.

Classic- That's how I didn't burn to death.

Fell- Omfg, and then my character was already f*cking wasted.

Ink- WELP, OOOOKAY THEN.

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Ink- Classic is confronted with a dark elf, wanting to rob him.

Classic- Well,

Classic- I'm a very sexy elf. *rolls dice*

Dice- Rite u r mate.

Dark Elf- "Well....I seem oddly attracted to you all of the sudden."

Classic- "Hell yeah you are."

Geno- *DYING WITH LAUGHTER*

Fell- I WANT TO GET WASTED! *THROWS DICE*

Dice- yes u r.

Fell- HEEEELLLLLL YEEAAAAAAAH.

Geno- God, not again.

Ink- A band starts playing at the tavern.

Geno- Wtf does that have to do with the story?

Ink- Idk, I just wanted to have an excuse to blast the Frozen soundtrack.

Classic- Well, okay then.

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*In the forest*

Classic- So, we're supposed to be capturing bandits?

Ink- Yeah.

Geno- Alright.

Fell- YO, IMMA F*CK UP THIS TREE. *Rolls two dice*