*all the sans are chilling at an au grillbys*
Classic- *pulls out the ketchup*
Classic- Ah. We can all share these amazing fries with some-
Classic-Ketchup. Fell-Mustard. GZ- Mayo. Cross- Chocolate.
*The room goes quiet*
Classic- THIS.
Fell- MEANS.
GZ- ABSOLUTE.
Cross- WAR.
*Days later...*
Classic- COME IN, CAPTAIN TAKOS.
Blue- YES, COMMANDER KETCHUP?
Classic- IT SEEMS THAT THE EVIL AND STUPID ARMY OF MUSTARD IS ADVANCING TOWARDS OUR TERRITORY. THEY ARE DISGUSTING.
Blue- WHATEVER WILL WE DO?
Classic- *EYE GLOWS* LOAD THE CANNONS.
~~~
*outside the great ketchup wall*
Fell- *ON A HORSE* *HOLDS UP A BOTTLE OF MUSTARD LIKE A SWORD* SURRENDER NOW, KETCHUP FILTH! AND YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE THE SUPERIOR RACE OF THE MUSTARDS.
Swapfell- HERE HERE!
*Cannons appear on the walls*
Sans- *steps onto the wall, pulls out his ketchup sword, then points it at Fell* AND SURRENDER TO SUCH SCUM LIKE YOU? NO CHANCE, TRASH.
Blue- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sans- LOAD THE TACOS!
Fell- wut.
Swapfell- .-.
*BLASTS GIANT TACOS AT FELL AND HIS ARMY*
Fell- OH NUS, RETREAT. *BOOKS IT*
Swapfell- YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY, KETCHUP BASTARDS! *RUNS TOO*
Sans- *high-fives blue* NICE.
Blue- YAY!
~~~
Fell- DAMN IT! WE WERE SO CLOSE!
Swapfell- Well, we ARE ruled by a COMPLETE idiot.
Fell- OH, NOW DO YOU WANT TI F***ING GO, PUNK?
Swapfell- *TAKES OUT MUSTARD SWORD* BRING IT, FOOL.
GZ- *backflips in between them, and does a dramatic entrance* Sorry pals, but you just can't handle my swagger. *THE FLOOF INTENSIFIES*
Fell- OH FUC, HIS FLOOF IS TOO MUCH.
GZ- *SPARKLES IN THE SUN LIKE FLIPPING TWILIGHT*
Swapfell- I'M GOING DOWN! *Falls over*
Fell- *catches him*
Swapfell- *COUGHS* Sans...?
Fell- *IS NOW CRYING* SWAPFELL! NO, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME! YOU MUST RESIST HIS FABULOUSNESS!
Swapfell- *COUGHS* It's...too late for me...*Wheezes* Good luck....and f*** you....*DIES*
Fell- ...
Fell- Well screw you too. *drops swapfell*
GZ- MWAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT MY ARMY!
Fell- *GLARES AT GZ* YOU KILLED MY WORST FRIEND, YOU DAMNED DEMON.
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Sanscest Crack
RandomBasically, Sanscest ships...On crack. PREPARE. I don't mean to offend anyone in this, or offend anyone because of this. Have some Spaghetti. And enjoy. Note: CREDIT GOES TO ORIGINAL CREATORS AND HISTORY. -This book will be written poorly...
