Sanscest Crack

Camping Socks

Cross- ...

Dream-...

Nightmare-...

Cross- So-

Ink- *KICKS DOWN DOOR* YO, WHICH ONE OF YOU PIECES OF CRAP WANTS TO GO ON A ROAD TRIP?

Dream- uh-

Ink- WELL TOO F*CKING BAD, YOU'RE ALL GOING.

Nightmare- What-

Ink- *teleports them all to a big van*

Ink- GET INTO MY VAN, KIDS.

Fell- *from inside* SAAAVE YOURSELVES

Cross- Sh-

Ink- *SHOVES THEM ALL INTO THE VAN*

INK-WE'RE GOING CAMPING.

~~~

Everyone but Ink- *sitting on the floor*

Ink- *Driving* NOW KIDDIES, BEHAVE YOURSELVES.

Ink- IMMA PICK UP YOUR FATHER AND WE'LL BE OFF.

Dream- Our father???

Nightmare- Le wha-

Ink- SHSHSHSHSHSH. NAP TIME.

Ink- *THROWS SLEEPING DRUGS EVERYWHERE, INJECTING EVERYONE*

Cross- ...so,what's happening.

Fell- Well, I was just chilling when-

Sci- *WAS SITTING NEXT TO FELL* WHEN THAT PSYCHO PICKED US UP LIKE CHILDREN.

Blue- *Rocking back and forth in the corner*

Classic- *Asleep*

Cross- Huh-

Ink- I F*CKING SWEAR TO LORD AND SAVIOR NUTMEG IF YALL DON'T GO TO F*CKING SLEEP-

Nightmare- *FACEPLANTS AND SNORES*

Dream- *SNOOOORES*

Fell- *Laying down and contemplating life*

Cross- SLEEPING NOISE. SPLEEPING NOISE.

Blue- kill me pls.

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Ink- OH HUNEY, I AM SO HAPPY YOUR HERE!

Tree-...

Ink- OH NU 2 SEXY.

Geno- *far away* SCREW YOU TOO, PLANT.

Reaper- OOOOOOH.

Tree-...

Ink- Don't listen to those losers -3-

Tree-...

Ink- YES. LET'S GO.

Fell- GO DIE, F*CKTARD-

~~~

*in the woods*

Ink- ALRIGHT CHILDREN. MAKE THE TENTS AND STUFF WHILE ME AND YOUR FATHER GO MAKE OUT OVER THERE. *WALKS AWAY WITH TREE*

Nightmare-...screw this. *Tries to tp away*

Nightmare- wait, I can't use my magic.

Ink- *Pokes head back at fam* OH, BTW, IF YOU TRY TO ESCAPE-

Ink- I'LL TEAR YOUR SKULL FROM YOUR BODY AND EAT ALL OF YOUR FINGERS, SPREADING YOUR DUST THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE AND MAKE YOU PLEAD FOR MY MERCY AS I WATCH YOU DECAY FROM YOUR SINS AND ROT IN HELL FOR ALL OF ETERNITY WHILE I ERASE YOUR PITIFUL AND DISGUSTING EXISTENCE FROM THIS REALITY AND YOU'LL ONLY BE REMEMBERED AS A FOUL AND UNIMPORTANT THOUGHT OF NOTHINGNESS.

Cross-...

X Chara- Damn.

Blue- *Lying on the floor*

Dream- o.o

Ink-Now be good little kittens while I make out with tree. *leaves*

Fell- well sh*t.

Sci- WHAT DO WE DOOO???

Nightmare- Burn down the forest and scream 'Anarchy'?

Classic- No, we have to think about this tactfully.

Classic- Obviously, magic is out of the question, which leaves some possible escape variables. There is a possibility that the creator will be too distracted to notice us leaving the forest, though there is a high probability that he must of made it so we can't simply 'leave', possibly with a force field of some sorts. Teleporting isn't possible as Nightmare demonstrated, so the only few other ways to escape would be to either dig our way out of the forest or flying out of here. Then again, if it is a spherical shield-like bubbly barrier and it cancels all possible magic, there is only one way to possibly leave this area...following the demands of the tyrant and hope for the best.

Fell-...

Sci-...

Dream-...

Cross-...

Nightmare-...

Blue- *still shaking in corner*

Classic- What?

Fell-and I thought Sci was the smartest.

Sci- SORRY SENPAI, I PANICKED T-T

Nightmare- NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDD.

Cross- .3.

Classic- Meh. I like to think of myself as the most coolest sans.

Ink- I'm BAAACCK~!

Fell- FUK.

Ink- Did you do what I asked?

*no tents are in sight*

Dream-...

Dream- nooo...?

Ink- *TAKES OUT A SHOTGUN AND MURDERS DREAM* THAT WOULD BE A 'NO SIR DOLPHINBANANATRUCKWALLCHAIRBOOKDABGRASSFLOORICECREAMMEMES2017SWAGALICIOUS' TO YOU.

Ink- WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE TO DISRESPECT ME???

Cross- Nightmare.

Nightmare- Yeah?

Cross-I'm scared.

Ink- *SPRAYS CROSS WITH SINBGONE* YOU SHOULD BE.

Cross- *GURGLING* TELL MY STORYYYY *IMPLODES*

Nightmare- Nah, screw you.

Fell- *Breathes*

Ink- *KICKS FELL WITH A SPATULA* I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO BREATHE.

Fell- *SPAZZING FROM MEME CANCER*

Sci- Please have mercy ;-;

Ink- *EXPLODES BLUE AND SCI* NUPE.

Nightmare- Holy cheese and crackers.

Nightmare- Wait, where is Classic?

Classic- *Used his smartness to escape*

Nightmare- THAT FUKING TRAITOR.

Ink- *STOMPS ON NIGHTMARE* SHAT UP, I'M TALKING.

Nightmare- :(

~~~

Geno- *THROWING A TANTRUM*

Sky-...uh-

Reaper- RUN.

Sky- *BOOKS IT*

~~~

*Meanwhile*

Error- *LONEEELLYYYY. I AM SO LONELYYYYY. I HAVE NOBODYYYY*

Pj- HOLY FUDGE.

Error- SCREEEEEEEEEE