Sanscest Crack

Evil Club

Nightmare- ALRIGHT, YOU LITTLE PIECES OF SH*T, WE'RE GOING TO DO ROLE CALL.

Nightmare- STRIPY FACE.

Killer- HERE SIR.

Nightmare- WEIRD EYES MCGEE.

Dust- HERE SOR.

Nightmare- CRISS CROSS APPLE SAUCE.

Cross- HERE SAR.

Nightmare- GLITCH BUTT.

Error- DAmn RiGht I'M hEre, SEr.

Nightmare- HALF SKULL.

Horror- here sur.

Nightmare- HALF SKULL, Y THE F*CK R U NOT EXCITED!?!?!?!?

Horror- SH*T, HERE SUR.

Nightmare- DAMN RIGHT HERE YOU ARE.

Nightmare- EDGY MC CHEMICAL ROMANCE.

Fell- *LONG SIIIIGH* HERE.

Nightmare- HERE WHAT?

Fell- Sud.

Nightmare- GOOD JOB, YA TRASH. NEXT WEEK, YOU'LL START TYING YOUR SHOELACES.

Fell- ._.

Nightmare- AND LAST AND MOST DEFINITELY LEAST, RAINBOW SPAZZ.

Ink- uh.

Ink- here...?

Nightmare- *THROWS PLANE AT INK* DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK, SPARKLE SHOES???

Ink- no sir ; - ;

Nightmare- YOU DARN TOOTIN KNOW, SPRINKLE LEG.

Nightmare- NOW. WE R HERE TO DISCUSS OUR EVIL DOINGS. STRIPY FACE, YOU GO SECOND, BECAUSE I AM TOO AMAZING.

Killer- HOLY FUK SOR, HELL YEAH U R.

Nightmare- SHUT DA HEAL UP AND LISTEN, YA FILTHY ANIMALS.

Nightmare- I DID THE BEST EVIL DEED. I TOILET-PAPERED MY BROTHER'S HOUSE YESTERDAY.

*everyone claps majestically*

Ink- but wouldn't that mean you toilet-papered your own house...?

Nightmare- DID I ASK FOR FLIPPING SASS, TWINKLE TOASTER???

Ink- -_-

Killer- I KILLED A TREE.

Dust- SH*T MAN, YOU SUC. SAVE THE FUKING ENVIRONMENT FOR ONCE.

Killer- WELL GEE GOLLY GOSH, I'M SORRY, MAH GAWD.

Dust- I SWAM IN A POOL.

Killer- BOI, DAT IS ILLEGAL, U GOING TO JAIL.

Dust- PFFT, NAAAW.

Cross- WELL I OPENED A CHIP BAG. UPSIDE DOWN.

*LE GASP*

Nightmare- WOAH MAN, DAT IS DEEP YO.

Cross- AND AND, I ATE MY VEGETABLES. WITH RANCH.

*LE DRAMATIC GASP*

Error- bUt RanCh Is FAT.

Cross- I KNOW.

Error- I dId mY laUndry, BuT dIdnT FolD It.

Killer- YO DAT IS EVIL.

Error- I knOw, I knOw.

Horror- I slaughtered countless lives and devoured the souls of the innocent while I watched their agonizing deaths with a demented smile, leaving them to scream in pain as they slowly faded to dust, forcing men, women, and children to depart from this cruel and dark world for all of eternity to come so that they can rot in the fiery depths of hell, Bounded by their everlasting sins which will torment them for decades to come.

Nightmare-...yo.

Nightmare- PSH. THAT IS NOTHING. I ONCE KNOCKED DOWN A PILLOW FORT.

Horror- YOU'RE RITE, TOO SPOOPY 4 ME.

Ink-...

Nightmare- WAT U DO, GLITTER THIGHS?

Ink- I mean...

Ink- I've eaten the last cookie once, so-

*DRAMATIC LONG GASP*

Dust- THAT IS THE WORST CRIME EVER, MAN!

Killer- Yeah! YOU COULD DIE OR WORSE FROM THAT CRIME.

Error- GooD LuCk oUtRunnIng DeAth, DawG.

Ink- o~o

Reaper- *KICKS DOWN DOOR, HOLDING BUTTER* DID SOMEONE SAY DEATH?

Nightmare- SH*T, IT'S THE FUZZ. SCRAM! *JUMPS OUT WINDOW*

Killer- yo, where is your waifu?

Reaper- GENO LOVES TREE MORE THAN ME, SO I HAVE MY NEW WAIFU.

Dust- Nice, nice.

Reaper- *HOLDS UP FRIENDSHIP TAZOR* NOW WHO IS ARRESTE???

Dust- oh fuk man. *KICKS down random door, then jumps throw window*

Killer- *BUSTS DOWN WALL, BOOKS IT*

Error- *LAZERS THE ROOF OFF, GTFO*

Horror- *Moonwalks away*

Ink-...

Ink-...me???

Reaper- ALRIGHT THEN, MATE. *WALKS UP TO INK*

Ink- How bad can the friendship tazor be-

Reaper- *tazes ink*

Ink- *BARFS RAINBOWS* I CAN SMELL SOUNDS AND TASTE COLORS. *EXPLODES*

Reaper- meh work here is done.

Butter- ...

Reaper- ssh, bb. Don't say another word. *MAKES OUR WITH BUTTER*