That Question

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*Afterdeath family are eating dinner*

Goth- Hey, mom. Dad.

Geno- Yes, Goth?

Reaper- *drinking water*

Goth- Where do babies come from.

Reaper- *SPITS OUT ALL OF HIS WATER*

Geno- *CHOKES*

Reaper- *FALLS OFF CHAIR* AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH HOLY- GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Geno- *swallows* Sorry, You'll learn later when your older.

Goth- Oh, okay.

~~~

PJ- Where do babies come from?

Ink- *FALLS OUT OF CHAIR*

Error-....*glances over to ink, SWEATING*

Ink- AHA, UM...UH....UHHHHHHHHHH....HEH HEH, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH

Error- *drinks water, then swallows* *glances over to ink, giving him a "Should I tell him" look*

Ink- *SHAKING HIS HEAD* *MOUTHS* PRESERVE HIS INNOCENCE.

Error- *shrugs*

Ink- EHEH...

Pj-...*raise an non-existent eyebrow* Then...how was I made?

Ink-....*SWEATS*

Error- *gets up, walks by ink* It's your problem now. *LEAVES INTO ROOM*

Ink- You bastard....

Pj- What?

Ink- NOTHING.

~~~

Palette- *Smiling cutely* Where did babies come from?

Dream- *sits palette down, then explains magic combination (BUT NOT THE PROCESS YOU SINNERSSSSSSSSSS)*

Palette- Oooooooh. So. Science.

Dream- Yep. 

Palette- Kool.

~~~

*in a different reality*

Lucid (I think this is what this is)- Where do babies come from?

Cross- ...

Chara- *nudges cross, wearing a lenny face* YEAH CROSS, WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM XDDDDDDD

Cross- *BLUSHING LIKE MAD* SHUT UP MAN.

Lucid- Sh-Shut up??? *Starts to tear up*

Cross- NO NO, I MEAN, UH.

Dream- *Still processing question*

Cross- OH GOD, UUUUUUUH. 

Chara- *DYING FROM LAUGHTER*

Cross- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH

Lucid- *stops tearing up* ?????

Cross- *CROSS.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING*

Dream-  Cross? CROSS?

~~~

*IN ANOTHER REALITY*

Sprinkle- Where do kids come from?

Blueberry- Yeah, Where do babies come from? *Forgot (OR DID HE, DUN DUN DUUUUN)*

Dust- *SWEATS*

Dust-...you....you don't remember?

Blueberry- *shakes his head*

Dust-...well, sh*t.

(I RAN OUT OF CHILDREN AT THE MOMENT.

Also, I have a question.

Is Swapfell Sans Blueberry and Fell's child? If you think about it, TECHNICALLY HE KIND OF IS???? UM YEAH....I THINK???? UUUUHH.

I might make a part 2, so please leave children and parents in the comments. 

Dark IS OUT.)

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