*Afterdeath family are eating dinner*
Goth- Hey, mom. Dad.
Geno- Yes, Goth?
Reaper- *drinking water*
Goth- Where do babies come from.
Reaper- *SPITS OUT ALL OF HIS WATER*
Geno- *CHOKES*
Reaper- *FALLS OFF CHAIR* AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH HOLY- GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Geno- *swallows* Sorry, You'll learn later when your older.
Goth- Oh, okay.
~~~
PJ- Where do babies come from?
Ink- *FALLS OUT OF CHAIR*
Error-....*glances over to ink, SWEATING*
Ink- AHA, UM...UH....UHHHHHHHHHH....HEH HEH, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH
Error- *drinks water, then swallows* *glances over to ink, giving him a "Should I tell him" look*
Ink- *SHAKING HIS HEAD* *MOUTHS* PRESERVE HIS INNOCENCE.
Error- *shrugs*
Ink- EHEH...
Pj-...*raise an non-existent eyebrow* Then...how was I made?
Ink-....*SWEATS*
Error- *gets up, walks by ink* It's your problem now. *LEAVES INTO ROOM*
Ink- You bastard....
Pj- What?
Ink- NOTHING.
~~~
Palette- *Smiling cutely* Where did babies come from?
Dream- *sits palette down, then explains magic combination (BUT NOT THE PROCESS YOU SINNERSSSSSSSSSS)*
Palette- Oooooooh. So. Science.
Dream- Yep.
Palette- Kool.
~~~
*in a different reality*
Lucid (I think this is what this is)- Where do babies come from?
Cross- ...
Chara- *nudges cross, wearing a lenny face* YEAH CROSS, WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM XDDDDDDD
Cross- *BLUSHING LIKE MAD* SHUT UP MAN.
Lucid- Sh-Shut up??? *Starts to tear up*
Cross- NO NO, I MEAN, UH.
Dream- *Still processing question*
Cross- OH GOD, UUUUUUUH.
Chara- *DYING FROM LAUGHTER*
Cross- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH
Lucid- *stops tearing up* ?????
Cross- *CROSS.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING*
Dream- Cross? CROSS?
~~~
*IN ANOTHER REALITY*
Sprinkle- Where do kids come from?
Blueberry- Yeah, Where do babies come from? *Forgot (OR DID HE, DUN DUN DUUUUN)*
Dust- *SWEATS*
Dust-...you....you don't remember?
Blueberry- *shakes his head*
Dust-...well, sh*t.
(I RAN OUT OF CHILDREN AT THE MOMENT.
Also, I have a question.
Is Swapfell Sans Blueberry and Fell's child? If you think about it, TECHNICALLY HE KIND OF IS???? UM YEAH....I THINK???? UUUUHH.
I might make a part 2, so please leave children and parents in the comments.
Dark IS OUT.)
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Sanscest Crack
RandomBasically, Sanscest ships...On crack. PREPARE. I don't mean to offend anyone in this, or offend anyone because of this. Have some Spaghetti. And enjoy. Note: CREDIT GOES TO ORIGINAL CREATORS AND HISTORY. -This book will be written poorly...