Thirty Three

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May POV

Me: can you do me a favour before you come home?

Harry: ofc

Me: can you pick me up almond joys?

Harry: I bought you some yesterday, no?

Me: ...you did

Me: but I ate them all

Harry: lol ok I'll getcha more

Me: are you judging me?

Harry: no babe

Me: I feel like you low-key are

Harry: I'm not

Harry: anything else you need my darling?

Me: no (:

Me: Idk if I want mounds of almond joys

Harry: want me to get you both?

Me: I'll feel more fat

Harry: ... you're 4 months pregnant babe

Me: I FEEL FAT HARRY IM SORRY I FEEL OBESE

Harry: are you getting worked up?

Me: no

Me: yes

Me: don't judge me Harold

Harry: I'm not

Harry: I'll be home in 20

Me: what do you want for dinner?

Harry: whatever

Me: whatever?

Me: so cereal?

Harry: you want that?

Me: no

Me: idk what I'm in the mood for

Harry: dick?

Me:....

Harry: ;))))))))

Me: that's just uncalled for

Harry: ;)

Me: I'm not in the mood for sex Harold

Harry: I can make you in the mood

Me: hm sexting is very fun

Harry: hahaha

Harry: we can have sex without a condom now

Me: WOW REALLY

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