[Outside at the New Breeze High School parking lot]
Steve: I can't go in there!
Natasha: Of course you can, Steve.
Tony: Yeah, and when kids start beating you up, pretend like you're your older self.
Steve: I am my older self! I'm just trapped in a little body.
Clint: Let's just go in. I mean I don't want to go, but seriously, we're gonna be tardy.
Bruce: Aww man. Prepare yourself for bullies, Banner. Just prepare yourself for bullies.
Thor: This is scaring me! I have never entered one of these places before!
Natasha: Trust me, Thor, you are someone that shouldn't be worried.
Tony: Yeah, Thor. I thought you said you weren't worried.
Thor: I know, but my nerves are finally settling in.
(A man walks up to them)
Mr. Anthony: Hey, you guys need to get to class.
Tony: Who are you to tell us?
Mr. Anthony: I am Mr. Anthony. Your principal. Are you all new here?
Steve: (Smiling) Heeey, Tony's name is Anthony.
Tony: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Thor: Captain Obvious? I thought his name was Captain Amer-
Bruce: Shut up, Thor! (To Mr. Anthony) Yes, we're new here.
Mr. Anthony: Thor? Your name is Thor?
Thor: Yes. Thor Odinson!
Mr. Anthony: Um...as in the mythological name? (Starts to laugh) That is hilarious!
Thor: DO YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE SON OF ODIN!?
Mr. Anthony: (Dying laughing) Lemme guess! Your brother's name is Loki!
Thor: YES IT IS!
Mr. Anthony: (Still dying laughing) That. Is. So. PATHETIC!
Tony: Mr. A, I'd calm it down if I were you.
Thor: I AM NOT IN A GAMING MOOD!
Mr. Anthony: (Laughing) Why are you talking like that!?
Bruce: I think Thor is gonna hulk out instead of me.
Clint: Principal Anthony, you should really stop.
Thor: PRINCIPAL ANTHONY, YOU HAVE MISTREATED THE NAME OF ODIN, NOW YOU MUST RECIEVE YOUR CONSEQUENCES! MJOLNIR! (Sticks out arm)
Natasha: (Runs over and puts his arm down) Thor, no! You can't call your hammer!
Thor: BUT I MUST! HE IS MISTREATING ASGUARD!
Steve: Aww man, Fury's gonna kill us.
Tony: (To Natasha) Keep calming him down. (Runs to Mr. Anthony) I can explain this all.
Mr. Anthony: Okay, let me get my composure. (Stops laughing) Explain.
Tony: Okay, um, so this big guy that you're laughing at, yeah, his name isn't Thor. It's umm....Donald...um...Blake. Yeah, Donald Blake. Yeah, so Donny, he's really into his character. He's a fourteen-year-old method actor from Australia. And his brother's name isn't Loki, it's um...Walter...Lawson. Yeah, Walter Lawson. He isn't here now, but because of his twisted ways, I'm sure he'll show up at one point or another. When he does, just be prepared for students that have turned into aliens, portals in your office, and possibly teachers with blue, glowing eyes. (Smiles)
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Avengers High School
FanfictionAfter Bruce Banner's experiment in the lab turns the team into 14 year olds, Nick Fury makes them all attend a high school in NYC until Bruce and Tony fix them. The Avengers have taken on Loki and the Chitauri and of course many other villains, but...
