Avengers High School

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[The team and Loki walk inside the school the next morning]

Tony: (Sighs) I. Am. So. Friggin'. Tired.

Steve: Same here. (Yawns)

Thor: I wish I did not have to attend this boring place.

Loki: Ehh...I should just teleport back to S.H.I.E.L.D.

Bruce: Why can't we all to pretend to homeschool?

Clint: I absolutely love that idea.

Natasha: If only Fury would let me go on a mission instead of come here.

(All of them glare at her except Loki)

Natasha: (Stares at them)...What?

(They don't answer and keep walking)

Natasha: (Shrugs) Whatever...I guess.

Bruce: Oh and by the way, Tony, I wasn't able to make us a sandwich this morning, so I grabbed the last two subs from the fridge.

Tony: Oh thank goodness! How are you always so great and nice to me?

(Bruce smiles and shrugs)

Steve: I brought ham and cheese, but I'm tired of having it every single day. Any of you wanna trade?

Clint: I will. Want peanut butter and jelly?

Steve: (Nods) Thanks.

Thor: (Looks at Loki) Brother, would you like to trade lunch with-

Loki: No.

Natasha: You can trade lunch with me if you want, Thor. I brought some cra-

Thor: No thank you. I would rather not take anything from you. You might poison it before you give it to me.

Natasha: (Raises eyebrow) Um. Okay then...

(They stop at their lockers and open them up)

Tony: Any of you have a test today?

Clint: Yep.

Steve: Yeah.

Thor: I do not know.

Loki: (Shrugs) Not sure.

Bruce: I do.

Natasha: Yeah, same for m-

Tony: Well, for me, I have a test in like, every single class. I have the one in chemistry on compound elements.

Bruce: Oh yeah. I know we'll be able to pass that.

Tony: (Nods) Most definitely. But then I have one in computer tech and American history.

Steve: Oh! I have that test for history in a few minutes sadly.

Natasha: Actually, Stark, we have that big assignment due today in Lat-

Tony: Yes. I already know, but I wasn't considering that as a test. (Rolls eyes and turns to Bruce) Anyways, Banner. Do you have your copy of the periodic table with ya?

Bruce: Pfft. No, I have it memorized. (Winks)

Tony: Hah, same here. I was just testing you.

Bruce: Hydrogen.

Tony: Helium.

Bruce: Lithium.

Tony: Beryllium.

Clint: Please do not stand here and name all of the elements.

Steve: Yeah, I don't think my brain can take all that in the morning. I'm still tired.

Thor: Brother, what class do you have next?