[The next day, before third period, Steve is walking to gym class and sees Clint coming out of the archery room]
Steve: (Waves) Hey, Barton.
Clint: (Smiles and walks over to him) Hello, Rogers.
Steve: Someone looks extremely happy. Did you and Natasha make out in biology or something?
Clint: I wish! Man do I wish! Anyway, no. I'm happy because I just came from my favorite class ever.
Steve: Oh yeah. Archery.
Clint: Yup.
Steve: I still can't believe that's a class.
Clint: Well, believe it buddy. I'm so good in that class they look up to me like I'm a god or something.
Steve: Wow. I can't imagine why.
Clint: (Laughs) Yeah. I know. Hey, did you work out any for the fitness test today?
Steve: Oh no! I forgot because of the whole parent conference thing! Did you?
Clint: Nope. But I'll be fine. You will, too.
Steve: You sure?
Clint: Definitely, Bro.
Steve: How do you know?
Clint: Well, I don't know, but I'm guessing that it will be fine. Just...chillax.
Steve: What does "chillax" even mean?
Clint: It's 'chill' and 'relax' put together.
Steve: Oh cool! Like the word "twerk."
Clint: (Frowns).. Um. No.
Steve: Oh, it's not?
Clint: Not at all.
Steve: Aww man. I thought I was finally catching on.
Clint: Well, slightly. You just need a little slang lesson. Thor does too.
(They walk into the gym and Mr. Ryan (the teacher) is standing in there, looking at a clipboard)
Mr. Ryan: (Looks up at Clint and smiles) Afternoon, Barton.
Clint: Afternoon. (Walks into boy's locker room)
Steve: (To Mr. Ryan) Afternoon, Sir. (Starts to walk into the locker room, but he stops him)
Mr. Ryan: Hey! Didn't think you could get away that quickly, did ya Rogers?
Steve: Uhh.. I don't know.
Mr. Ryan: Well, you're not. Give me twenty.
Steve: B-but...I...Um-
Mr. Ryan: Now, Rogers!
Steve: Sir, yes sir! (Drops to the floor and starts doing push-ups)
Mr. Ryan: (Rolls eyes) You call that a push-up!? Keep going, keep going, keep going!
Steve: Yes, Sir!
Mr. Ryan: Four! Five! Six! Come on! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! Keep going, don't stop! (keeps counting until he gets to twenty)
Steve: (Gets up, breathing heavily) How did I..do?
Mr. Ryan: Those were horrible. I would make you do 'em again, but I'll let you off the hook since we're fitness testing today.
(Steve keeps standing there, breathing heavily)
Mr. Ryan: What are you doing!? Get in the locker room!
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Avengers High School
FanfictionAfter Bruce Banner's experiment in the lab turns the team into 14 year olds, Nick Fury makes them all attend a high school in NYC until Bruce and Tony fix them. The Avengers have taken on Loki and the Chitauri and of course many other villains, but...