[Tony is sitting at his usual seat for Latin, looking at the computer. Natasha comes in and nervously sits two seats down from him]
Tony: (Looks at her, confused) Uh...Do I like, smell or something?
Natasha: (Looks at him) Ahh...no. Why?
Tony: Are you mad at me?
Natasha: No. Why would I be mad?
Tony: The whole seducing thing.
Natasha: I wasn't mad at that.
Tony: Oh.....Then, why are you sitting so far away?
Natasha: Umm... I just decided to.
Tony: But, I need help on my Latin work.
Natasha: I always help you.
Tony: I know. Exactly, so why stop now?
Natasha: (Sighs and moves to the seat beside him) Happy now?
Tony: Yes, my dear.
(Natasha playfully smiles and logs on to her computer)
Tony: (Looks over to her) Well?
Natasha: Well what?
Tony: Aren't you going to say it?
Natasha: Say WHAT?
Tony: (Tries to imitate her voice).. "Don't call me dear."
Natasha: Oh. No, I'm not.
Tony: (Confused) Oookaaay... (looks at the computer and then back to her) So.. Let's talk.
Natasha: (Tenses) Did Loki say anything!?
Tony: No. But that is what I want to talk about.
Natasha: (Nervously) Really?
Tony: Yep. Who's the lucky guy?
Natasha: I can't tell you.
Tony: You don't have a crush on Steve, do you? 'Cause if so, then I take back what I said about him not being as bad as Barton.
Natasha: I don't like Steve.
Tony: Phew! I am so relieved..... Is it Thor or Bruce?
Natasha: No.
Tony: Then who the heck is it?
Natasha: It doesn't matter!
Tony: It matters to me.
Natasha: Why?
Tony: Because you're my friend, and I don't want any guy to treat you wrong. I mean, there are a lot of man hoes out there.
Natasha: .... Like you?
Tony: Exactly. You need someone that isn't like me. They'll dump you the day you get with them. You deserve better than that, Natasha.
Natasha: (Smiles) Thanks, Tony.
Tony: No problem. Now, who is he?
Natasha: Err! Tony!! No!
Tony: Crap.
(Loki walks up behind them)
Loki: Hello, mortal associates.
Tony: Hello, immortal associate.
Natasha: Sup, Laufeyson.
Loki: (Sits beside her) Oh, Natasha. I see that you are in your favorite class. (winks)
Natasha: (Talking through her teeth) Shut up.
Tony: Why is this your favorite class?
Natasha: Umm...Because I love being in the library! It makes me feel like I can go anywhere in the world! (Nervously smiles)
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Avengers High School
FanfictionAfter Bruce Banner's experiment in the lab turns the team into 14 year olds, Nick Fury makes them all attend a high school in NYC until Bruce and Tony fix them. The Avengers have taken on Loki and the Chitauri and of course many other villains, but...
