[The Avengers are sitting at the lunch table next Monday. Loki walks up to them with a paper in his hands]
Loki: Hello.
(They look up at him and stare)
Loki: I said hello!
Tony: Hi.
Loki: Where is my seat?
Natasha: Not here.
Thor: Brother, you may share a seat with me.
Loki: I'd rather swim in a pool infested with elctrical eels.
Clint: Buuuuuuuurn! Better go to the hospital, cuz I think that was third degree!
Thor: Shut your face, Barton.
Loki: I want a seat!
Bruce: There is no seat here. You're gonna have to sit at the outcast table. (Points)
(Loki looks at the outcast table and sees really wierd kids sitting there)
Loki: Um. No.
Steve: Then I guess we have no where for ya. Bye.
Loki: Hmm....Well, I guess no one wants to talk about the dance that's coming us this week. (Holds paper in his hands)
Tony: (Perks up) Dance?
Loki: (Smiles) Mmmmhmmmm.
Tony: Steve....There's something crawling on your shirt.
Steve: (Jumps up) AHH!!! WHERE!? WHERE!?
Tony: Loki! Sit in his seat!
(Loki sits down)
Steve: AHHH!!! (Notices Loki in his seat) ( To Tony) Wait a minute...There isn't really anything crawling on me is there?
Tony: Nope. (To Loki) Now let's talk about this dance.
(Steve frowns)
Loki: (To Tony) This student gave this paper to me. I thought it would interest you. (Hands it to him)
(Tony takes it and reads it)
Bruce: What does it say?
Tony: (Looking at the paper) There's a dance on Friday night from 7:30 to 11:00. It's formal. All students are invited. There's no admition fee. And you can bring dates from other schools. (looks up) Why am I just finding out about this?
Natasha: Oooh. A dance. (Smiles)
Clint: I know who I'm taking. (Winks at Natasha)
Natasha: (Stares at him).... Who?
Clint: You!
Natasha: Oh. Right....about that...
Thor: Uh oh. Does Romanoff have the hots for someone else? (smiles)
Steve: So...there's a dance. What do you do there?
Tony: Well, besides the answer being the word. You party. You party like there's no tomorrow.
Steve: Why would anyone need a date?
Tony: (Rolls eyes) You don't just go to a party by yourself, Steven.
Steve: But... I have no one to take.
Tony: Uhh... I think we all knew that.
Bruce: I have no one to take.
Thor: Neither do I.
Loki: I don't want to take anyone.
Clint: Obviously, I don't have anyone either. (Scowls at Natasha)
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Avengers High School
FanfictionAfter Bruce Banner's experiment in the lab turns the team into 14 year olds, Nick Fury makes them all attend a high school in NYC until Bruce and Tony fix them. The Avengers have taken on Loki and the Chitauri and of course many other villains, but...
