Avengers High School

Getting a Date

[At lunch the next day (Wednesday) Steve, Tony, Clint, Bruce, and Thor are eating at the table]

Thor: Where is my brother?

Tony: Where is Natasha?

Clint: (To Tony; angrily) Oh, you'd like to know, wouldn't you?

Tony: Barton, can you stop being jealous for just a few seconds?

Steve: Yeah, it's getting really annoying.

Clint: Don't act all innocent, Rogers. You're still not in the clear for kissing my girlfriend!

(They all sigh)

Bruce: When are you going to get it out of your head that she doesn't like you anymore!?

Thor: That is the truth.

Steve: (To Clint) Did you know people shipped Romanogers?

Tony: Romanogers? What's Nat's ship name with me?

Steve: Hmm.... Maybe it's Iron Widow or something.

Bruce: What about Black Iron?

Thor: Well, I know that Loki and Natasha are Black Frost sooo-

Clint: What the heck!? Shut up about this!

Tony: Calm down. We were getting to Clintasha.

(Clint rolls his eyes)

(Natasha and Loki come in the cafeteria, laughing and whispering)

Tony: (Sees them) I wonder if she's got a thing for Loki.

Steve: The two of them have been acting friendly lately.

Bruce: It can't be Loki.  He read her mind and found out who she likes. If it was him, he'd be avoiding her. Not engaging in personal conversation. (Takes a sip of milk)

Tony: Bruce makes a point.

Thor: I believe they are conversing so much because Loki knows the secret that we do not.

Clint: That would probably be the most logical reason.

(Natasha and Loki sit down at the table. The guys stare at them.)

Natasha: Heya, guys. (Pulls out her lunchbox)

Loki: Greetings, mortal companions.

(They still stare at them)

Natasha: What's you guy's problem?

Steve: ...What was so funny over there?

Tony: Yeah. You guys were laughing a lot.

Loki: So what?

Tony: I want to know what was funny.

Natasha: Why?

Tony: Because we're all friends here, duh. Well, some of us are... (looks at Loki and Steve)

Steve: Really, Stark...?

Tony: I was just kidding, Rogers.

Loki: You losers do not need to know me and Natasha's personal business. (To Natasha) Man, mortals are so nosy and sneaky.

Natasha: (Shakes head, slowly) I know right..

Clint: (Frowns) Natasha, you're an agent.

Natasha: So?

Bruce: Agents are nosy...

Tony: And sneaky...

Thor: So you are basically putting yourself down, Romanoff.