[Bruce comes to the table with his lunch and sits beside Steve. Everyone is there except Tony]
Steve: (Smiling) Hey, Banner!
Thor: Hello, Bruce!
(Clint and Natasha wave at him)
Bruce: (Frowning) Hi. (Pulls out sandwich from his lunchbox)
Natasha: Bruce, you aren't angry...are you?
Bruce: (Fake smiles) Oh, no, no, no. Not at all. Why would I be?
Steve: Where's Stark? He's usually here by now.
Thor: (Mischievously smiles) Outstanding question, Captain.
Bruce: Don't act like you don't know, Odinson!
Thor: What?
Bruce: I SAID, don't act like you don't know.
Thor: What are you speaking about?
Bruce: Okay! That's it! (Puts down sandwich and looks at Thor) What did you do to Stark!?
(They all widen their eyes and look around nervously)
Bruce: Thor!?
Thor: I did nothing!
(Bruce folds his arms and raises his eyebrows)
Thor: I did not do anything!
Bruce: (Squints and looks at the rest of them) Okay then. What did you three do?
Clint: (Nervously) What are you talking about?
Natasha: (Shrugs) Nothing.
Steve: (Nervously) We didn't do a thing!
Bruce: (Blankly stares at them) Then why is he crying in the bathroom?
Steve: (Shocked) He is!?
Natasha: (Raises eyebrows) What?
Clint: (Nervously bites his fingernails) Really?
Thor: (Looks down) Why would he do such a thing?
Bruce: (Still staring) You all need to spill.
Steve: But we didn't d-
Bruce: Want me to turn into the other guy?
(Steve sighs)
Bruce: Steve, I know something's up. Thor told Tony not to cry this morning and now he's crying. Tony never cries.
Clint: (Scoffs) THOR!
Thor: My apologies, Agent Barton.
Clint: Yeah, "My apologies, Agent Barton" my butt.
Thor: (Confused) I don't understand.
Clint: (Rolls eyes) Of course you don't.
Bruce: So, what's up with Tony. Now I know everyone's hiding something.
Steve: Okay, okay, we may have played a little joke on him.
Bruce: Did it deal with Pepper and Harley?
Thor: Possibly...
Natasha: We sort of told Harley to pretend to remember Tony, and we got a girl that looks like Pepper to pretend to know him also...
Clint: It was wrong. I know. But it was Steve's idea. (Points to Steve)
Bruce: (Folds arms) You know what you guys are right now?
(They shrug)
Steve: What?
Bruce: A bunch of Loki's.
YOU ARE READING
Avengers High School
FanfictionAfter Bruce Banner's experiment in the lab turns the team into 14 year olds, Nick Fury makes them all attend a high school in NYC until Bruce and Tony fix them. The Avengers have taken on Loki and the Chitauri and of course many other villains, but...