[The Avengers walk into the S.H.I.E.L.D hellicarrier and slump down to the floor, throwing their book bags on the chairs]
Fury: (Walks in and sees them on the floor) Umm....What da...?
(They all groan)
Fury: (Puts hands on his hips) Rogers! Stark! Odinson! Banner! Romanoff! Barton! Get up, now!
(They groan again)
Fury: Don't test me!!
(They groan more)
Fury: (Presses speaker in ear) Hill! Bring me my Taser!
(They all jump up)
Fury: (Smiles and presses button again) Never mind. (To them) So, how was your day?
Tony: Eh...
Natasha: Eh...
Steve: Eh...(Rubs icepack over his eye)
Bruce: Eh...
Clint: Eh...
Fury: Let me guess, Thor. Your day was "Eh"?
Thor: No. It was actually quite wonderful.
Fury: (Looks at Steve and realizes his icepack) Uh...Rogers?
Steve: Yes, two bullies punched me in the eye and the lip. That's why I have this icepack and that's why I hate school.
Tony: Calm it, Stevie.
Steve: SHUT UP and stop calling me Stevie! It's STEVE! Got it? S-T-E-V-E!!!
Tony: Ohh...is little man still upset with me about what happened at lunch?
Steve: Stark! You're really pushing it. Which reminds me, I never got to finish with you.
Tony: Yep! You never did. Wanna finish it now?
Steve: (Steps up to him) I'd love too.
Tony: Sure. You start. What are you gonna do, throw your icepack at me?
(Steve clenches his fists)
(Natasha runs in between them)
Natasha: Tony and Steve! Seriously, you've got to stop!
Steve: Natasha, move out of the way.
Tony: I'd listen to Natasha if I were you, Stevie. She's saving you from embarrassment.
Clint: Really, Tony? You just had to say it, didn't you?
Tony: Of course I did.
Steve: Alright, I tried to vent away from you guys before, but now I'm about to vent on Tony.
Fury: You two need to back away from each other.
Steve: But, Director, Tony has been plucking my nerves all day and I can't take it any longer.
Tony: Yeah, and Steve has been bugging me ever since I met him.
(Steve glares at Tony)
Fury: You are just having a bad day. Maybe all of you can get a drink and a snack, and then work on your homework to calm you down.
Clint: Darn! I forgot about homework.
Tony: Fury, I'm missing the part were homework will calm us down.
Natasha: Same here.
Clint: Yes! Hey, wait, wait, wait, I've got an idea. Bruce can do all our homework.
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Avengers High School
FanfictionAfter Bruce Banner's experiment in the lab turns the team into 14 year olds, Nick Fury makes them all attend a high school in NYC until Bruce and Tony fix them. The Avengers have taken on Loki and the Chitauri and of course many other villains, but...