Angel "about the distribution of pollen, we need more distributors."
God "make a hive mind insect called bees, they'll have one queen the same as ants."
Angel "what's the difference?"
God "well for starters they can fly, colored black and yellow, so they'd look cute, those will be called honey bees. they'll produce this sweet substance called honey where humans can use it to sell."
Angel "that's great. you're very humble"
God "of course they'll have something to protect themselves, give them stingers."
Angel "of course, you're very thoughtful."
God "but if ever they sting a human being they will have no choice but to leave behind not only the stinger, but also part of its abdomen and digestive tract, plus muscles and nerves. which will kill it."
Angel "uhm, to punish them for attacking a human right?"
God "oh and whenever the drones are copulating with the queen their testicles will explode and die."
Angel "you know what, I take back anything good I said about you."
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