God "make them the bloodhound of the sea."
Angel "I don't see any reason as to why we need to create such animal."God "earth needs more blood."
Angel "blood for what?"
God "the blood gods."
Angel "but, they never existed."
God "oh, they will, I swear to me they will."
Angel "b-but why?"
God "it's the new pirate trend, maybe we'll create a Kraken too or something"
Azrael "God loves to get in with the trend yeah?"
Angel "yeah..."
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How God created things
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