How God created the Swordfish

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God "hhhmm, I'm running out of ideas on making sea creatures."

Angel "well, try looking at objects that can be somehow added to them."

God "like what?"

Angel "idunno, just mix a sword and a fish or a fish and a balloon or something idunno. but hey, if it's you who's imagining I'm sure it'll be great."

God "well, okay. you're dismissed for now. it's already night time."

Angel "then I shall take my leave."

*the next day*

Angel "let's see what's happening on earth now... wait... is that... is that a fish with a sword on its snout!"

*then angel then ran to the throne room*

Angel "my lord, I didn't expect you to take my suggestion seriously!"

God "haha it was the best idea. Fish jousting is now a thing, come here, watch."

Angel "... you know."

God "I know, it's good."

Angel "no, sometimes I think you're just letting your imagination go rampant on earth."

God "oh? wouldn't that be amazing."

Angel "sigh."

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