How God created the Platypus

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 *there was a huge party in heaven*

God "h-hey guys, you know what'll be the best idea? we should, we should create a mammal that has a beak, a beavers tail, and a... uh... a ducks feet!"

 Angel "oh man and let's make its fur lactate instead of its breast"

 God "awesome! *vomits on the floor*

Azrael "make it lay eggs too."

God "make it lay eggs!"

Angels "yeah!"


 *the next morning*

 God *hungover* oh man, what happened"

 Angel "Jesus christ! there's something in the throne room!"

 Jesus "wut? *looks* Holy shit!"

 God "oh me *facepalm*  

 *the next morning* God *hungover* oh man, what happened" Angel "Jesus christ! there's something in the throne room!" Jesus "wut? *looks* Holy shit!" God "oh me *facepalm*  

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