*there was a huge party in heaven*
God "h-hey guys, you know what'll be the best idea? we should, we should create a mammal that has a beak, a beavers tail, and a... uh... a ducks feet!"
Angel "oh man and let's make its fur lactate instead of its breast"
God "awesome! *vomits on the floor*Azrael "make it lay eggs too."
God "make it lay eggs!"
Angels "yeah!"
*the next morning*
God *hungover* oh man, what happened"
Angel "Jesus christ! there's something in the throne room!"
Jesus "wut? *looks* Holy shit!"
God "oh me *facepalm*
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How God created things
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