How God created The Praying Mantis

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God "make an insect that seems to have achieved peace and tranquility."

Angel "lol k."

God "and make it so that its name is a style in Kung fu."

Angel "woah that's cool."

God "and make the female eat off its mates head while it's copulating"

Angel "wait... what?"

God "let it be so that they also eat their offspring from time to time."

Angel "WTF?"


"Angel "WTF?"

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