How God created Snakes

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Angel "... what's that?"

God "calling it the serpent or snake."

Angel "... why does it have many legs?"

God "well duh! so it could walk properly."

Angel "dafaq. why make it so long anywy?"

God "it's like a rope. it's fundamental that way."

Angel "seriously? well, at least that's not the weirdest thing you've made."

God "you're damn right."

*then Genesis happened*

God "Dafaq did you do? As punishment I'll take away your legs, you shall venture earth ever crawling with your belly even if it's hot or cold! And let it be that whenever man sees you they will think nothing but antagonize you and the seeds of man shall strike their heel upon your head as your seeds shall strike upon them as well!"

Angel "... welp..."

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