Angel : Uriel said in the future the ant to human ratio will be 1 human to 1,500,000 ants...
Big G : oh yeah, that is a problem... hhhmmm lemme do something about it.
*after a day*
Angel : what's the progress. Big G : Tah-dah *shows the anteater*
Angel : WTF, There's a penis on it's face! Big G : rude.
Angel : w-will that solve the problem"
Big G : well, you see, I made their mouth long as fuck so that they can push it inside the hole of the anthill and made their tongue 2 feet long so they can lick up the ants out of the hole. it's toothless though, so it needs to eat the ants quickly or else it'll bite. one problem though...
Angel : what? Big G : Its DNA is from the Sloth so they're a bit as lazy as their 'brothers' Angel : how lazy?
Big G : They sleep 15 hours a day
Angel : FFS
*in the future*
Big G : how're the ants?
Angel : The ratio is 1,388,889 ants to 1 human. IT BARELY CHANGED
Big G : Boi that's a 111,111 difference.
Angel : oh yeah sure, fine. NOT
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