God "it's a domestic animal. it's good in farms and can provide high quality beef and milk."
Angel "excuse me?"
God "what?"
Angel "milk?"
God "yeah, milk. something wrong?"
Angel "do they secrete it from their skin or is it somewhere inside one of their organs?"
God "no, humans squeeze the udder then milk comes out like woosh."
Angel "oh my you! isn't that like sexual harassment? Beastiality?!"
God "no no no. it's for the milk. Don't worry about it, it's not like people will be attracted to animals anyway. I mean, only the elves do that."
*then Sodom and Gamorrah happened."
Angel "i tol-"
God "not a word lest you wanna be demoted to hell."
Angel "s-sorry."
God "...sigh... prepare the hydrogen nukes... *facepalm* save that one family, I forgot their name but I guess the head is... uh... Jacob? yeah them. Go save them."
Angel "I shall bring my partner *leaves*
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