Michael "it has come to my attention that Earth needs more threatening creatures."
God "what? why?"
Michael "to fend off humans that seeks to taint the beauty you've created my lord."
God "haha I made it for them not for me, it's their problem whatever they do to it even if it means they'll turn Earth into a heating oven of green house gasses."
Michael "but my lord, precaution is a must. Lazy humans will be spoiled and become weak. Give them at least something to fear so they won't go senile as time goes by."
God "will you keep quiet if I make one thing that they'll be afraid of?"
Michael "I will be overjoyed by it."
God "fine. But don't blame me for burning houses."
Michael "dragons? Of course I will not question you decision about what to do with my selfish request."
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How God created things
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