Angel "good morning my lord."
God "morning, hey look at this creation. I call it the Elephant, the largest land mammal I've created."
Angel "Amazing. It is the Behemoth of the animal Kingdom."
God "maybe."
Angel "oh. so, what is its specialties?"
God "well, they are intelligent creatures though less intelligent than humans.though they have the largest size as of now, they could still swim far distances. Elephants don't have sweat glands cuz I was curious of what will happen if an animal doesn't have one."
Angel "woah. you are curious as always my lord."
*the next day*
Angel "uh my lord?"
God "yes?"
Angel "it seems the Elephants are being hunted by humans for the ivory in their tusk."
God "oh, don't mind it. I made it that way."
Angel "b-but why?"
God "just 'cause."
Angel "they could get extinct!"
God "well, it's Irrelephant."
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How God created things
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