Angel "God, I must ask. Must you create more than 4,000 species of that disgusting thing to the earth?"
God "why of course! Michael told me to maintain order and chaos on Earth and I shall do so with these."
Angel "they are more horrifying than the demon guards in hell."
God "that's the point, Imagine you're sleeping one night. then one of these bad boys crawl up your legs. just thinking about it makes me shiver."
Angel "do you mean to make them house insects?!"
God "as bright as ever."
Angel "make them easy to kill at least."
God "nope. I made it so that they could survive 1 week without its head. A cockroach can even survive being submerged under water for half an hour!"
Angel "what have you released upon mankind!"
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How God created things
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