God "make the next animal very loyal to mankind and will do anything for its master, even if it means waiting for them until death."
Angel "Aawww. what should its name be?"
God "my name backwards."
Angel "uh...okay..."
God "oh and make its lifespan short like 10 to 13 earth years... yeah that'll be great."
Angel "b-but why?"
God "because Dogs are too good for mankind."
Angel "o-okay." T_T
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How God created things
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