God "Lets make this new animal, the Koala."
Angel "Koala? what's so special about it?"
God "I want you to make it chill on branches especially Eucalyptus trees."
Angel "A chill animal huh? but, we have the Capybara for that."
God "no wait, just hear me out, okay?"
Angel "sigh, fine."
God "Make it eat Eucalyptus leaves."
Angel "*squints eyes* Just Eucalyptus leaves?"
God "no, no, they can eat other things BUT they really love Eucalyptus leaves."
Angel "Okay? Well, Eucalyptus does have health benefits, which is really nice."
God "Then make it so that they get high when eating it."
Angel "Excuse me?"
God "C'mon, it'll be funny."
Angel "I swear if this is another reason to have a joint buddy..."
*Koala exists*
God "*sneaks a Koala inside his robe*"
Angel "..."
God *Runs for it*
Angel "BY THE GODS!"
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How God created things
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