Angel "don't you think that's too much? what if humans figure out how to sequence its DNA to theirs."
God "that's the point, it's my challenge. we'll call them Tardigrades and they are destined to survive all 5 mass extinction, its species will survive for half a billion year, they can survive extreme heat and extreme cold, they can survive without water, and they can be placed into space without equipment, survive extreme radiation, and not suffer any damage."
Angel "too much, I wonder how it'll look like. maybe all gruff and rough to look intimidating, don't you think?"
God "already created it while you I was talking"
Angel "oh lemme see... Jesus christ look at it!"
Jesus "yo, oh my god what is that!?"
God "Tardigrade or a water bear :D"
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