God "all this talk about Female domination in the animal kingdom is getting through my skin now."
Angel "oh? what will you do now?"
God "I'll make lions. The males will be treated as kings."
Angel "oh I see. Like a king of the Jungle?"
God "exactly!"
Angel "wow, even animals have kings now. I bet male lions would be strong and fearsome."
*1 night later*
*female lions hunting and gathering while male lions just laze around*
Angel "I did not expect this turn of events... they're not even in the jungle!"
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How God created things
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