God "hhmm the deep sea sure is a dark place, don't you think?"
Angel "truly, it'd be great if there are some fish that can emit light so that it won't be much of a dark place."
God "oh my. you gave me an idea."
Angel "create a fish with light?"
God "exactly! we'll name it the anglerfish."
and so, God created the anglerfish.
Angel "woah! why is it so... creepy."
God "well, I see it's fitting for a creature in a dark scary place."
Angel "I see, one is small and one is many times bigger than the other. I'm guessing the small one is female?"
God "nope, the more threatening one is the female."
Angel "oh. Oh my lord! the small one is biting on the female!"
God "let's make time go quicker"
Angel "wait....what?...oh lord! i-it's fusing with her! what the elk!"
God "till death, they never part.
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How God created things
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