13 Reasons I Hate Him

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1. It's you

2. You're a fuckboy

3. This is the number of times you've screwed me over

4. You're a jerk

5. This is the number of times you called me in one night

6. You're a horrible person

7. You're sort of kind of maybe a little tiny bit hot

8. You like messing with my emotions

9. We're constantly apologizing to each other

10. We've tried so many times but this won't work

11. We are hopeless people

12. We can't even be friends because you won't respond to my texts

13. This is the number...of girls that you've been with since September 2016...

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