The Suicide Kid [Editing, ALL CHAPTERS STILL AVAILABLE TO READ}

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    We got home and Harley complained she was tired. She went upstairs, while the hyenas followed her. I'm not sure what to think our how to react.
I decided that I was hungry so I went to the kitchen. I opened the frige and it had food, not one space was empty. There was cake, chicken, juice, and more. Then it struck me... who went shopping? Harley had ate everything, how could this be. "BUD! LOU!" I yelled. The two hyenas jumped into the Kitchen. "Who was inside this house?" I said. They sniffed around the kitchen. They laughed. I kicked them. "You two are idiots! Go upstairs and make sure no one touches Harley,". They ran back to Harley's room. Who could it be? I'm sure that the house was closed.
"Looking for me?" A deep voice said. I turned around. Bat. I was speechless.
"How...why...what!" I stuttered.
"I'm not here for you, I'm here for Harley, we can't have another psycho running around town," he said.
"Um... I know what ya doing here bat," I said. "But, it won't work, your not taking her away from me," I said.
"I'm not, I'm taking the kid," He said.
"No your not! It's my kid! Not yours," I said. He groaned. I pointed my gun at him. "Leave this house forever, and never come back," I said.
"I'll come back for the kid," he said. I laughed. But I new he was right, I wasn't gonna win this fight.
"No! You can do whatever you want with the kid, just don't take her away," I said. He stopped to think about that for a min. I kept my gun raised.
"There is a way, but I don't think you'll take it," he said.
"I'll do anything," I said. I never had wanted something more than a kid.
"I can give you this pill... it's supposed to take the craziness out of your baby... she'll be a normal person. If you give it to Harley now... I'll leave you alone, and never come back here," he said. I thought about this for a second. It would be a fair deal, I could still make her crazy like me, it wouldn't change much.
"Sure bat! We got a deal.... but, this won't change Harley right?" I said.
"No, it wouldn't," he said. Suddenly I heard her yell upstairs.
"PUDDIN!". I ran upstairs, and the bat followed. There she was crying for no good reason. Except that the hyenas were laying down on top of her. Idiots.
"Get off! Of me!" She said. They didn't move. Until they saw the bat. The two jumped into action.
     "Lou! Bud! Stop!" I yelled at them. They both stoped and ran out of the room laughing.
    "Batsty batsy batsy," Harley said. "Puddin, how did he get here?" She said coming over to us.
     "I was asking our friend here the same question pumpkin," I said.
      "I can't hurt you, your not even in Gotham," he said. And he was right.
     "Harls, I gotta tell you something," I said. I told her the whole story, and that the bat was here for our baby, she didn't looked pleased by our deal, but agreed to do it.
      "It's ok, I'll find a way to fix this," I whispered to her. The bat gave her the pill, and she took it. And without anymore complains he left, and assured us that he'll never return. I laughed. He'll pay for this.