[♤]: THE ANARCHIC DELINQUENTS

Chapter 28: "LAWBREAKERS" | Month of March

CHAPTER 28

THE BADDEST DELINQUENTS

“LAWBREAKERS”

WRITTEN BY: VASILISA ROSEMARIE SABINA

I can’t deal with the cops anymore. I don’t want to deal with them and I hope they wouldn’t find us so we can bond as a family now. Cops are annoying, especially their car sirens. Honestly, whoever invented that police car siren is stupid. It is why there are a lot of fugitive criminals; wanted(s).  Parating pa lang sila, patakas na ‘yung mga criminal kasi alam na nilang may parating na mga police. Malamang tatakas at ma-alerto na sila no’n. Can’t they just work silently without those stupid noises?

I don’t even know what freaking sin we did. I mean I know we’re a sinner but, anong ginawa namin sa punyetang presidente para ipahuli kami? Harassment? Cool, is he guilty of what we said? Or is it because of his son? Who cares anyway? As if they will find us now, investigators and cops here are idiot and stupid. But I hope so.

“It’s time for lunch, kiddo,” sabi ko sa kanila ‘saka sila sabay-sabay na sumagot na “ah”

“Oh my gosh, Alexander. Did you hear that? Did you? They talked.”

“Alexandra, they’re 3 months old already. Be alarm when they didn’t respond to noises, follow people or objects with their eyes, smile and reach for objects,” paliwanag sa ‘kin ni Alexander.

“I know, Alexander. I’m just thankful that our babies aren’t retarded.”

“Alexandra!” tawag niya ng pa-suway.

“What? Ang naughty ko kaya no’ng dinadala ko pa sila. I smoked and also you made me take painkillers too,” sabi ko habang pinapadede sina Alrei at Aljean sa bote nila habang si Alexander naman pinapadede si Alxl at Alean. Ewan ko ba dito kay Alen, feeling ko ‘tong batang ‘to, masyadong independent at masyado rin malakas ‘yung mga buto niya kasi kaya na niyang mabuhat ‘yung bote niya. Kaya na niyang mapadede ‘yung sarili niya.

Galing pa rin naman sa ‘king ‘yung gatas pero binreast pump ko na lang para sabay-sabay na silang makapag lunch.

“Wow. I thought you didn’t know what you were doing before,” sarkastikong sabi niya. Pero sinamaan ko lang siya ng tingin.

“Pake mo ba?” pasungit kung tanong.

“’To naman nagalit agad,” sabi niya at hahalikan na niya sana ako nang biglang bumukas ‘yung pinto ng kwarto namin. Anong ginagawa dito ni Limochin?! Kelan ba ‘to titigil sa kaka-istorbo sa ‘min ni Alexander? Lagi na lang biglang susulpot sa kung saan. Pwede namang kumatok.

Tumayo kaming dalawa ni Alexander ‘saka hinarap si Limochin. What now?

“The cops are here with some stupid idiotic reporters,” sabi ni Anastasia na ikinagulat ko. Anastasia’s here too and what cops?

“What the hell? Nagpakahirap kaming takasan ‘yung mga tangang ‘yun tapos punyeterang pinapunta niyo lang dito basta?”

“Alexandra, calm down,” bulong sa ‘kin ni Alexander.

“Ivashkov, nakipag deal na kami sa presidente. We paid 1 billion kapalit sa pagkulong sa inyo but for the sake of the show kailangan niyong umaktong susuko na kayo at mag pakulong ng one week hanggang humupa na ‘yung “The New Bonnie and Clyde” niyong show,” paliwanag ni Limochin.

“Where did you get the 1 billion?” nakataas kilay kung tanong.

“Sweetie, don’t underestimate our richness.”

“No. Hindi ako basta-basta mag papahuli ng gano’n-gano’n na lang. Ni-wala nga silang rason kung bakit nila kami pinapakulong e!”

“Ivashkov, madaming laban sa inyo ‘yung tanda. Pinaimbestiga kayo nang gago. Dumagdag pa ‘yung ginawa mo kay Alexis.”

“Wala siyang witness!”

“He has, it’s Mirabella.”

“That b[i]tch,” biglang bulaslas ni Alexander.

“And what the hell is “The New Bonnie and Clyde”? Are you kidding me? We’re Alexandra and Alexander,” banas ko pang tanong.

“Sweetie, ‘yun ‘yung nasa balita at dyaryo at sa radio. At ‘yun ‘yung lahat ng mga iniisip ng mga tao.”

Ang ganda sanang pakinggan ng Bonnie and Clyde thingy because Bonnie and Clyde were kickass gangsters way back in 30’s but hell! We’re not them or we’re not wannabe “them” sh[i]t. And we’re not going to end up like them. They died, they got ambush. Poor them really but then, I admired them. Though, Bonnie and Clyde aren’t real. Their love wasn’t real because Bonnie was married with someone else and still in love with Roy, her husband. But who knows what Bonnie feels.

A little bit of history huh, but Alexander and I are real and true.

Hindi ko naman mapipigilang isipin nila ‘yung Bonnie and Clyde thing kasi minsan ko din naisip na gano’n kami ni Alexander. Parang kaming si Bonnie and Clyde, we’re young lawbreakers couple too.

“Fine, we’re going to do it. Be sure na one week lang kaming makukulong dahil gusto ko kami ang mag aalaga sa mga bata,” sabi ko sa kanila nang makarinig kami ng isang sigaw.

“Sumuko na kayo!” ‘Yung totoo, wala na ba silang ibang linya para do’n? Nakakairita na.

Lumabas na kami ni Alexander at umaktong susuko na. Madami ring mga reporters na kinukuhanan kami; pictures, videos. Pinagkaguluhan kami ni Alexander. May isang pulis na hinawakan ako kay sinuntok siya ni Alexander.

“Don’t touch my wife,” Alexander warned kaya medyo bumack off silang lahat.

“Welcome to our house. Want some tea and cookies?” I sarcastically asked. Kind of freaking unrealistic question to ask though.

Sumakay kami sa isang kotse nang walang humahawak sa ‘min pero pinosasan nila kami. For the sake of “The New Bonnie and Clyde” show. Seriously, this is insane. They’re obsessed!

Pagkarating din naming ng City Jail, sobrang dami pa ding mga reporters sa iba’t ibang network na pinaulanan kami ng mga tanong.

“Kayo na ba ang susunod na Bonnie and Clyde?” Stupid question.

“Matagal na ba kayong mga lawbreakers? Bakit hindi kayo nahuhuli?” Another stupid question.

“Matagal na ba kayong magkarelasyon?” What a stupid question to ask.

“Kayo na ba ang bagong Bonnie and Clyde?” Idiot. Can’t they see? We’re Alexandra and Alexander.

"Nakapatay kayo ng hindi kukulang ng benteng pulis, hindi ba kayo guilty?" Why would we?

Sa dami ng mga nag tatanong nairita na ‘ko. Puro walang kwentang mga tanong naman 'yung mga pinag tatanong nila at halos paulit-ulit na lang.

“Will you shut the f[u]ck up?! We’re not Bonnie and Clyde, for St. Vladimir’s sake! We’re Alexandra and Alexander, the baddest delinquents,” inis at iritang singhal ko sa kanila.