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nathan's pov

it was the weekend and mah frens (daddies) where coming!!1!11!2!3&.&;9:! i was so excited!!!¡!1!1!

  "KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!" screams a little sapling, not evening knocking the door!

i run to the door, even though it was only five steps away, i hadn't been watching wes9. (hehehehe)

  "oh well hello weston!!" i say like a weird girl, "please! come inside!!"

  "whatever you say nathan!!" he says, mimicking me, then burps in my face.

i see a! a car! a car that can! a car that can only be! a car that can only be bruhitszach! a car that can only be bruhitszach's car!

i see a! a car! a car that can! a car that can only be! a car that can only be bruhitszach! a car that can only be bruhitszach's car!

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i love shawn's new song sm heissbeisjdi.

zach comes running to the open door, you know, with all of the energy he has.

but before he can get in, i close the door on him. whoops!

wes7, the other little sapling with energy, goes to the pantry and eats food, that little fat sapling, *sigh*.

now i feel like the beautiful dad of these ugly saplings *sigh*.

i open up the door to find zach, and-BLAKEY BOY!!!¡!¡

  "DADDY, TAKE ME AWAY FRIM THESE LITTLE SAPLINGS!!" i say opening up my arms.

blake smiles and picks me up, throws me out-out of my own house!!!¡!' then bruhitszach and blakey boy run inside in my house and close the door.

lmao i hope you enjoy this weird nathan's pov bc he's weird and trashy.

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