29: Spreading a certain knowledge

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The new year was around the corner, Wu was going back to his home for a few days, he gave Shuai some money before leaving, 'The money that I borrowed from you, here you go.'

Shuai didn't accept it, 'Why are you rushing over such little amount of money?'

'Take it.' Wu insisted, 'It's inauspicious to owe people money during the new year.'

For the leftover $5000, Wu bought himself a few clothes, after months of living on the streets, Wu's clothes were an unbearable sight. Passing by women's department, he bought a blouse for his mother too.

His mother really loved the blouse he bought for her, she couldn't bear to wear it, she wore it for a while when the relatives were paying visits. She bragged, 'My son bought me this blouse for me, it's branded! Their company gave him a bonus, he went straight to buy this blouse for me after he got the money.'

Every time Wu heard her saying this, he felt guilty and embarrassed.

He had suddenly realized that when he had a decent job; when he had a stable income, he didn't buy anything for his mother. However, for the first time he bought something for his mother, he used the money that he had 'earned' like this.

Wu's hair grew back a little, short black hairs made him looked more masculine.

His eldest sister praised, 'Hey, Lil' Bro, how come you've become handsome? I almost couldn't recognize you.'

His second sister was shocked too, 'I remembered last year when I came back, you were like a giant potato by the heater, fat and stupid. It hasn't even been a year, you've become more decent?'

Even the eldest sister's daughter, Wu's niece, was staring at him.

'Uncle, do you have a girlfriend? That's why you became concerned about your looks...' 

Can I tell you that, when I had a girlfriend, I was fat and stupid, I had no conscious for my looks? Wu roared inside, I was long single when I changed image!

Sometimes, the reality was the opposite of what we expect.

Returning to the clinic, Wu was planning for the new year. He was in the clinic for the whole day, he found out that the same patient came to the clinic every day,  that is Guo that Wu claimed to have faeces in his eyes. He always wasn't in a hurry, he was always the last, he would let other patients go before him no matter what. He would then sit at a corner smoking casually, eyeing at the graceful white robe dancing across the room.

Once Wu was in the toilet, he overheard Shuai said these words to Guo.

'If I didn't take the first move, you're just wasting your time, it's impossible!'

When Guo left, Wu asked Shuai, 'What exactly is his problem? He's here every day...'

'He's brainless!'

Wu asked again after a while, 'Shuai, how old are you?'

'29.'

Wu probed, 'You don't have a girlfriend?'

'I always don't.'

'How is it possible?' Wu was surprised, 'You have such good qualities, yet you don't have a girlfriend? Where are your experiences in love from? You figured them out yourself?'

Shuai looked at Wu silently.

'I like guys.'

A lightning split Wu's skull in half, numbing his steelhead.

Shuai snickered at Wu, 'Why? You regretted staying with me?'

Wu shook his head soullessly, 'No, I couldn't get this quite right.'

'What can't you get it right?' Shuai asked. 

Wu placed his chin on the desk, looked at the white wall in front confusingly, showing Shuai half of his face. Shuai noticed that Wu's face had changed, it wasn't just slim, even his features were changed. Especially his brows area, not sure if it's because of all the impacts on his head, his brows became sharper and has slight arch now. The skin between his brows tightened too, defining his eyes, improved his overall look.

'What's attracting about guys? You have the same things as him. His body is flat and hard, his voice is deep too. A woman is better, they have a pre-convex posture, you can touch anywhere. Plus, how are you going to take care of your personal needs? You can't...with a guy right?'

Shuai asked, 'Why not?'

'He doesn't have that part! Where are you going to put it in?'

Shuai lifted his hands and gestured to Wu. He opened a crack between both his fists, indicating to Wu that it's the butt. He stuck his right index finger in, simply showing hi how it's done.

Wu was shocked.

'After all these, doesn't your butt keep leaking?'

Shuai was laughing while punching the desk, 'Every time after you've done shitting,  don't your butthole closes it self up?'

'The point is your shit doesn't go in and out, do they?'

Shuai almost puked, 'Sure! Stop it here! Let's change a topic.'

'....'

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