Diary Of (Actual) Complete And Utter Band Trash

DumDums

June 5, 2017
Dear Diary,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PETE WENTZ!

I decided it would be best not to tell Jessica about his birthday... Instead I celebrated with Janelle and Cody, that new kid I was talking about earlier. Janelle brought in DumDums for us and wrote PETE all over the wrappers, it was so hilarious!

Cody was put in our math class which is turning into an emo central between me, Janelle, Jessica, and now Cody. I was complaining to him about a rude and evil lunch lady who I swear to God is out for blood. (Ironically, this is the same lady who made Jessica pay for her lunch again after the big cheese incident of 2017) As we were talking, Janelle rushed out to us with handfuls of DumDums. She passed them out while laughing and we gladly took a bunch.

Jessica quickly stomped over and stuck her hand in the bag, taking a massive clump out and sticking them in her backpack. She uttered a sarcastic thanks to Janelle before saying, "Why the hell are you passing out lollipops to everyone but me?"

Janelle tried to explain it was for Pete's birthday and how she felt Jessica wouldn't have wanted any since she hates celebrity's birthdays apparently. Jessica decided it was smart to tell on us.

As if we're all first graders.

She yelled at our math teacher and said that Janelle was picking favorites and handing out lollipops to only some kids. Our teacher then said the classic "You can't have them here unless you have enough for the whole class" line.

We all knew this was a one way street.

Janelle was going to have to pass out the Pete DumDums to the class.

And she did. She gave every member of the class a DumDum. Unfortunately, Jessica took most of the lollipops that didn't say Pete so Janelle was forced to give the Pete ones out. She looked so embarrassed, I felt so bad.

Oh and the whole time she passed them out, Jessica laughed, just to be extra annoying.