Joke

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July 14, 2017
Dear Diary,

I am the worst person ever. Jessica keeps harassing me that I should get a boyfriend. She's been doing this since March I think. Why is she telling me to get one when she herself is single? I finally just snapped and lied, saying that I've had one since April.

See, I was stupid enough to think that by telling her I wasn't single, she would leave me alone. Little did I know, she would only bug me more to learn all about him.

So I told I small lie. And kinda-sorta-maybe said my boyfriend was Ryan Ross. I assumed she'd realize I was lying instantly because she loves Panic! At The Disco.

Apparently she doesn't know Ryan Ross.

She also told Janelle who is now 100% in on the joke, pretending she hates my boyfriend Ryan. When in reality, she loves him to pieces.

I have zero idea where this will go. I feel like in the end I might get murdered by Jessica but oh well, at least I can die saying Ryan Ross is my boyfriend.

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Sorry to any one who saw this draft earlier. I forgot which diary this was and mixed up Janelle and Ciara -_-

Only me... Only me...

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