December 17, 2019
Dear Diary,
I'm 90% sure Jessica is walking around her house right now with a Fall Out Boy shirt and no pants.
And it's all my fault.
Honestly I'm not sure what to do at this point, Jessica is a lost cause. Today, out of the blue, she sent me a very aggressive text that went something like "CIARA IT'S BRENDANS BIRTHDAY TODAY I BET YOU DIDNT KNOW SO IM BETTER THAN YOU YEP ITS HIS BIRTHDAY HE IS 24 YEAH LETS GOOOOOOO DID I MENTION IM BETTER THAN YOU?"
I was a little taken aback at first but I decided to keep the joke going. So I made up some story about him and his girlfriend Ryanne (I couldn't help it!) and about how they went to Seattle for a nice birthday dinner at a place called Cape Town Bar. I explained how Brendon and Ryanne got mugged at the bar during an intense flash mob to Welcome To The Black Parade and "bad fans" stole their pants. I told her that his fans were starting a movement where they are going around pants-less in public to raise awareness for "celebrity cruelty."
She is taking this way too far, she actually took off her pants.
Oh and the Fall Out Boy shirt?
She thinks that's Brendon's band.
I don't even know what to do about her.
Any advice?
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