This is the ''sequel'' to Diary Of A Fake Fan narrated by Jessica's friend, Ciara. This book begins in late April, 2017 so I recommend you read this once you when you get to around that time in Diary Of A Fake Fan, otherwise it might not make the mo...
...you and I were you and I were fire, fire, fireworks
Happy late fourth of July!! I spent all day eating crap and hanging with my family! Can it get any better?
I love my family but between my aunt who can't stop talking about her new fresh-food-delivery-system thingy, my great uncle who thinks my name is "Cee-air-uh" and not "Cee-ar-uh" no matter how many times I correct him, my seventeen year old cousin who thinks I'm ten, and my single uncle who is most likely secretly gay, it can be exhausting.
Don't get me wrong, they're super fun to be around, but when you arrive at 8:30 A.M and go to bed at 12:00, it's likely you'll accidentally fall asleep on the toilet at one point when you're supposed to be taking a quick bathroom break. That totally did NOT happen to me. Nope. Not at all..
Some of my cousins live in New York, the Bronx to be exact. No, I did not see any bulls in the Bronx (band references, sorry). Every year all thirty five of us gather at their house and my family usually sleeps over.
Earlier this year, they got a ton of speakers for their backyard and they let us all take turns picking songs. I told them I had a very good Fourth Of July playlist to play. Sure enough, my uncle helped me hook up my phone to the speakers to play some of it. We agreed I would only play part of it, since it has 60 songs.
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It barely lasted seven minutes before everyone caught on and kicked my phone out...........
Also, I learned my cousin, Jackson, is semi emo! He's 16 and likes some of the bands I like! The more emos the better!
