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#311 in SS! *Gives all of you a bone crushing hug*

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"Hello, welcome to Breakup Helpline. How may I help you today?"


"You never told me why were you happy that day."


"Nice greeting there."


"Yeah, yeah, hello. Now speak."


"Because I'd finally made one of my client break up with her boyfriend."


"Meanie, that's really bad. You shouldn't have done that!"

"Oh, shush! Her boyfriend was a dumbass."


"How'd you know?"


"He goes to my school."


"Where do you go to school?"


"Pretty straight forward, Goofie."


"There's no harm in trying."


"This is the third time you're calling me, but you have yet not told me why you called here."


"I'll tell you tomorrow."


"Using my words against me? How original of you, Goofie."


"Tomorrow, Meanie."


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