Highest ranking- #15 in short story
(Second in teen dialogue series)
"Hello, welcome to breakup helpline! How may I help you?"
"What kind of a name is that?"
"Well, my boss started this helpline after his breakup, so breakup helpline. Now, are you...
"Hello?" "Haven't saved my contact yet?" "I wish I could have." "Why?" "So that I could cancel your call everytime you decide to irritate me." "I am not that bad. Or am I?" "Come to the point, Goofie. Why are you calling me?" "I need your help with my relationship." "You are in another relationship? Since when?" "Do I smell jealousy?" "Fuck off, Goofie." "There is someone whom I like, but she doesn't like me back or that is what she told me." "Go and find another one then." "The thing is, I have completely fallen for her." "Then stand up and walk away." "I don't think I can live without her." "How about trying oxygen?" "What do you think will help me get her?" "In bed?" "No, in my heart." "Apparently, you cannot fit the giant size human in the fist size heart." "Meanie—" "Bye, Goofie." ~
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Yeah, I know, story is starting to get a bit senti, but I try to add some humor in it. Hope it made you smile, atleast.
