Highest ranking- #15 in short story
(Second in teen dialogue series)
"Hello, welcome to breakup helpline! How may I help you?"
"What kind of a name is that?"
"Well, my boss started this helpline after his breakup, so breakup helpline. Now, are you...
Eid Mubarak to all my muslim readers! Make the best of your day...
Ps: As some of you might know that this book is being republished so all the a/ns that you see are from the time I first published the chapters.
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"Hel—" "This is the *sneeze* third time, you are calling me." "And you are not answering any of my calls." "I received, didn't I?" "I—" "If you will call *sneeze* me one more fucking time, then *sneeze* I will cut your limbs and force feed it to you." "No, I—" "What? Do you want me t *sneeze* o chop your dick and grind it in a mixture too?" "Meanie, it's me!" "Goofie?" "Yes." "You dipshit! Why did you fucking *sneeze* change your voice?!" "I was just joking." "Don't *sneeze* ever joke like that *sneeze* again." "Uh, yes. I have learned my lesson well."
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Short? Sorry. Just had to update it and I am kinda busy so next time!