Eid Mubarak to all my muslim readers! Make the best of your day...
Ps: As some of you might know that this book is being republished so all the a/ns that you see are from the time I first published the chapters.
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"Hel—"
"This is the *sneeze* third time, you are calling me."
"And you are not answering any of my calls."
"I received, didn't I?"
"I—"
"If you will call *sneeze* me one more fucking time, then *sneeze* I will cut your limbs and force feed it to you."
"No, I—"
"What? Do you want me t *sneeze* o chop your dick and grind it in a mixture too?"
"Meanie, it's me!"
"Goofie?"
"Yes."
"You dipshit! Why did you fucking *sneeze* change your voice?!"
"I was just joking."
"Don't *sneeze* ever joke like that *sneeze* again."
"Uh, yes. I have learned my lesson well."
~Short? Sorry. Just had to update it and I am kinda busy so next time!
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