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Eid Mubarak to all my muslim readers! Make the best of your day...

Ps: As some of you might know that this book is being republished so all the a/ns that you see are from the time I first published the chapters.

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"Hel—"
 
 
"This is the *sneeze* third time, you are calling me."
 
 
"And you are not answering any of my calls."
 
 
"I received, didn't I?"
 
 
"I—"
 
 
"If you will call *sneeze* me one more fucking time, then *sneeze* I will cut your limbs and force feed it to you."
 
 
"No, I—"
  
 
"What? Do you want me t *sneeze* o chop your dick and grind it in a mixture too?"
 
 
"Meanie, it's me!"
 
 
"Goofie?"
 
 
"Yes."
 
 
"You dipshit! Why did you fucking *sneeze* change your voice?!"
 
 
"I was just joking."
 
 
"Don't *sneeze* ever joke like that *sneeze* again."
 
 
"Uh, yes. I have learned my lesson well."

 
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Short? Sorry

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Short? Sorry. Just had to update it and I am kinda busy so next time!

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