#127 in SS! OMG! And that too, just after few days of me publishing this book! You guys are amazing! 😘😘
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"Hello! Welcome to Breakup Helpline!"
"You are evil!"
"Oh, Goofie! Hey!"
". . ."
"Oh, comeon! I am sure that it didn't went that bad!"
". . ."
"Or did it?"
"It went. . ."
"Yes?"
"Amazing! Jacob dumped her on the spot and even though it earned me a real hard slap, but it was worth it!"
"YOU FUCKER!"
"Sorry, sorry! I just wanted to make you feel guilty."
"No one has ever accomplished making me guilty part yet."
"I will, one day."
"I'd love to see."
"What's your name?"
"Why all of a sudden?"
"Just so you know that I am shrugging right now."
"Just so you know, I am not telling you my name untill you tell me yours."
"Easy dizzy! I am Brett. Brett with two t's."
"Obviously! The person who has two d's will have two t's in his name!"
"Having two d's is not even possible!"
"But you are an exceptional case."
"How?"
"First, you are a dickhead and second, your god gifted south!"
"You barely even know me to call me a dickhead!"
"Holy shit! You swore!"
"You are such a bad influence, Meanie!"
"Aww, did your mouth lose its swear virginity?"
"Shut up!"
*Beep* *Beep*
"Again, I didn't meant literally!"
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Short StoryHighest ranking- #15 in short story (Second in teen dialogue series) "Hello, welcome to breakup helpline! How may I help you?" "What kind of a name is that?" "Well, my boss started this helpline after his breakup, so breakup helpline. Now, are you...
