Highest ranking- #15 in short story
(Second in teen dialogue series)
"Hello, welcome to breakup helpline! How may I help you?"
"What kind of a name is that?"
"Well, my boss started this helpline after his breakup, so breakup helpline. Now, are you...
"Hello, welcome to Breakup Helpline. I am here to solve your unsolved relationship!" "You seem happy. Does that meanyou like my gift? So, am I forgiven yet?" "What even gave you the slightest idea that I liked your gift?" "B- But, every girl like chocolates!" "Do you take me for a commoner?" "You seriously didn't like it?" "Well, let's see. One, I loathe chocolates and I've never tasted one since. . . I don't know when. Two, I am allergic to Hazel Nuts and because you sent Ferrero Rocher, my face has now transformed from a panda to a freaking Rhinoceros and three, I am just one step away from sending you to a graveyard." "Uh- Okay." "Why even are you so persistent for my apology?" "Because I insulted you." "And I do that all the time." "We are different." "Indeed, everyone is!" "Why don't you forgive me already?" "Why should I?" "Because I am trying here, comeon!"
"The boy down the street is trying to get in my pants past two years, so should I give in to him because he is trying so hard?" "That's not what I meant!" "You never mean most of the things. Are you sure you meant it when you said you are a guy?" "Obviously! Why would I had a girlfriend then?" "Because you were trying to fool people? "What?! No!" "It's okay to be gay. I have many gay friends who are ready to mingle. Should I send someone?" "For god's sake, I am not gay, Meanie!" "What's so bad in being gay?" "Nothing." "Then why don't you want to become gay?" "Oh my god! I am not a gay, Meanie, okay?" "How are you so sure?" "Because I like girls!" "When was the last time you saw a dick?" "In the morning when I was taking a shower?" "And the last time you saw a vagina?" ". . ." "See? Here's your answer!" "I will call you again when you are not so persistent on making me gay. Bye!" *Beep* *Beep* "Don't you fucking dare touch my chocolates!"
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New chappy!
Honestly, I had so much fun while writing this chapter and I hope that you enjoy this chapter as much I do.
