Highest ranking- #15 in short story
(Second in teen dialogue series)
"Hello, welcome to breakup helpline! How may I help you?"
"What kind of a name is that?"
"Well, my boss started this helpline after his breakup, so breakup helpline. Now, are you...
"Am I forgiven yet?" "YOU FUCKER! I AM ALLERGIC TO LILIES!" "Crap! I am so sorry. I didn't know!" "Obviously, you didn't!" "No, seriously. I am so sorry!" "Are you planning to take revenge for making you breakup with your sorry excuse of a girlfriend?" "I am not!" "Let me just warn you beforehand mister. If my face won't get back to normal by tomorrow, you are a dead meat." "Uh, but I. . .It wasn't—" "I don't care if you meant it or not! My face looks like a fucking Panda and all thanks to you! Now, you better start praying for your life, Goofie." "Erm. . . Bye." *Beep* *Beep* "You are not allergic to lilies, Adrianna."
"I know." "Then why'd you lie to him?"
"Just felt like it." ~
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