Highest ranking- #15 in short story
(Second in teen dialogue series)
"Hello, welcome to breakup helpline! How may I help you?"
"What kind of a name is that?"
"Well, my boss started this helpline after his breakup, so breakup helpline. Now, are you...
"Hello, welcome to Breakup Helpline. How may I help you?"
"Your eating tacos idea didn't work." "Try eating pizza." "Be original Meanie." "Did you tried the football club idea?" "Yes." "But?" "She is the cheerleader." "Try smashing her face with the ball and scream 'goal'!" "Nice idea, but no." "Trip her in the cafeteria." "Something, that does not physically hurt someone!" "Take a pillow, rip it into pieces and take off all your aggresion." "Seriously?" "RIGHT NOW!" "Okay, fine! Wait up." "Took a pillow yet?" "Yes." "Collected the aggresion?" "Yep."
"Now, do it!" ". . ." "Done yet?" "Yes!" "And?" "Oh My God! I feel so light!" "Try not to fly away along with the wind."
"Very funny. I forgot to laugh." "Then look at your reflection in the mirror." ". . ."
"Don't tell me you are actually doing it!" "No, uh, I just. . ." ". . ." "Stop laughing!" *Beep* *Beep* ~
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