When the male heard his phone bleep with a text, a groan was already past his lips. It had to be somewhere around two in the morning, no good text ever came out of that.
Unlocking his screen, Semi went to his texts to find that there was a new message in the team's group chat that you, his girlfriend, controlled.
{New Message in: Shitatozirawa's Volleyball Nerds}
From: (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[lolololol I hope someone it up.]
2:07am
From: (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[If no one answers, I'm making this so no one gets sleep.]
2:07am
From: (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[Guys come on I have a real funny joke 🙃]
2:07am
From (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[Eita-senpai, I know you are seeing these. I can feel our judgment.]
2:07am
From: wakatonoshididnt
Text:
[No one wants to hear a shit joke at two am]
2:07am
From: (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[People with a sense of humor want a good joke at two am.]
2:07am
From: Salamihead ಥ⌣ಥ
Text:
[Better leave this gc Ushijima.]
2:08am
From: wakatonoshididnt
Text:
[If I could I would have left a long time ago.]
2:08am
From: (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[Thats a speedy response for someone that wants to leave this gc ヘ(￣ω￣ヘ)]
2:08am
From: wakatonoshididnt
Text:
[Just tell the damn joke.]
2:08am
From: (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[I need more of an audience.]
2:08am
From: Shiraboob
Text:
[F/N, your more annoying than our opponents.]
2:09am
From: Semi ヾ(T(エ)Tヽ)
Text:
[Listen here, if anyone gets to call her annoying, it sure as hell isn't going to be you Shirabou.]
2:09am
From: (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[Wow, I didn't know you would ever say something 🙃 it makes me feel great to know a stoic like you cares.]
2:09am
From: Semi ヾ(T(エ)Tヽ)
Text:
[Can you just get the hell to sleep? What joke can't wait until morning?]
2:09am
From: Salamihead ಥ⌣ಥ
Text:
[I also would like to know. There are four of us here, please continue. ヘ(￣ω￣ヘ)]
2:09am
From: Shiraboob
text:
[No]
2:09am
From: (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[What do you call a happy Eita?]
2:10am
From: (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[A Smile Eater!!!1!1!1!1!1]
2:10am
From: Salamihead ಥ⌣ಥ
Text:
[Hahahaha hah I GET IT. BECAUSE HE RARELY Gets happy?]
2:10am
From: wakatonoshididnt
Text:
[L/N, you're doing practice with us today.]
2:10am
From: Semi ヾ(T(エ)Tヽ)
Text:
[...]
2:11am
From: (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[Babe help me out.]
2:11am
From: (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[Babe?]
2:15am
From (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[Babe?!]
2:15am
From: Shiraboob
Text:
[Just go the hell to sleep. Your joke was bad and you should feel twice as bad.]
2:15am
From: (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[You guys are too mean to me ╥﹏╥]
2:15am
From: Salami head ಥ⌣ಥ
Text:
[I thought your joke was funny. We can run away together and make joke babies.]
2:15am
From: Semi ヾ(T(エ)Tヽ)
Text:
[F/N. I'm coming over right now. Dont move.]
2:16am
From: (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[Senpai, it's dark out. It might be dangerous.]
2:16am
From: wakatonoshididnt
Text:
[Oh please F/N, we all know the real reason is he believes what salami face said.]
2:16am
From: (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[Senpai I love you ( ˘ ³˘)♥]
2:16am
From: Semi ヾ(T(エ)Tヽ)
Text:
[How do your parents feel about me crawling through your window?]
2:17am
From: (Nickname) ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)
Text:
[YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE?!]
2:17am
From: Semi ヾ(T(エ)Tヽ)
Text:
[Yeah hurry. I might fall off the side of your house.]
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Honestly idk what I'm aiming for here
I hope u guys thought it was funny.
Bc boy do I think its hilarious even if they're hella ooc
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