Where The Sun Doesn't shine

his family jewls

"Wake up air head!!!!! You're late for school" my brother banged at my door like it was the end of the world. I chose to ignore him being the intelligent self I am.

"Riles I swear to god if you don't wake up I'm gonna eat all the Ben and jerrys in the fridge and youll die soon from their shortage" uggghh that had to wake me up..

I mean come on a girl gotta have her Ben and jerrys so I went to the door and opened it for my stupid douchey twin brother Luke..and no he doesn't go to our school because sadly dad sent him to the military academy poor him I know. NOT.

Oh well okay Now my introduction lovelies

well I'm Riley sangster, I'm 17 years old , my mom died when I was 12 , my dad is a business man and we're a pretty well off family ,my brother as I already said is in the military and well what else yeah we recently moved here to arcwood its been 2 days and so its Monday and I got school also I'm not your typical stereotype . I breath on sarcasm because Louis Tomlinson is my king and sass runs in my blood .

So where was I.. Oh yeah I opened the door for my brother "whadup puke" I said with a smirk on my face

" dont freaking call me that sis now you dont want me calling you Kylie now do you" he said with a playful smile in his face.

Damn it!! I hate Kylie Jenner more than anything man. not really but I have a sharp disliking for her anyways

" shove your ass out my room pukey bear I gotta get ready for a stupid day" I said pushing him out

" alright cranky pants calm the horses, I'm out be down on 10" he said and left.

Luke came two days ago from the acdemey to help us unpack. Not that he's doing any help though.

i threw on a baggy shirt and my denim jeans and some vans . put some mascara and lip gloss on my face to make it presentable and rushed down.

"Atleast make your self. presentable for the first day" my dad said and I just frowned earning a boom of laughter from Luke .. I hate these morons.

Well off to school I go .

I entered the doors of arcwood high and was not really surprised if what I saw there were the usual stereo types including the jocks , the queen bees ,the wanna bes, the nerds , the geeks etc .

I got my scedual and headed to the first class which was history .. Oh joy! Please note the sarcasm.

first period was boring and I can proudly say that there were people even more stupid than me.

I was about to head out from the chemistry class when I bumped into something , someone to be more specific .

without thinking I started " I'm so sorry! I wasn't looking dude"

"A.I'm not a dude idiot , B.your face is annoying , C. You're a new be so I'm gonna let it slip D. Dont mess with Me, E. Dont ever come in my way , F . stay away from__"

I don't let her finish cuz honestly her voice was squeaky and just unpleasent to my ears even more unpleasent than Jacob sartorius singing.

so I started " ship up dumb head! I was being nice . this is exactly why I need to leave the planet before idiots like you find a way to blow it up__"

she cut me off saying "A. I'm not a man again B. stay away from Reece and __ " .

"who the hell is Reece for gods sake woman calm your tick tocks" by now a crowd  had formed around us and wanna be bimbo had noticed

" well guess what I rule this school .guys love me and your a nobody" she was right actually not!I mean that's was one PATHETIC come back if you ask me.

" your right I guess . I mean look at you all prettied up. I love your lipstick though what shade is it? is it the shade slut? Well I must say suits you just perfectly" I said with a smug smile in my face people had started hooting at this point and with that I left the bimbo speechless . haha I'm awesome I know

anyways I headed to all the other classes and I was getting pretty weird looks from people probably because I insulted miss not so queen be .. Still feeling victorious .Needless to say the day was going pretty normal until ....

I walked into the cafeteria which was partially crowded people were seated in their stereotypic tables and well me ,I was looking for a vacant table all for myself until I saw a bunch of guys just leaving their table
I was more than thrilled and quickly ran towards the table they were About to leave
and made my que

in the process being my overly clumsy self I tripped and fell right in the arms of a very attractive looking creature called a very hot guy ..

I was so caught up in the moment until I realized that the grasshole just dropped me on my butt and the boys and him were having a good laugh about it.

I stood up fuming " what the hell you stupid son of a busicuit!!! I - I you me the floor , what the hell!! You dropped me!! Not fair " I yelled grabbing yet again everyone's attention

" hahahaha don't worry red cheeks pretty sure you didnt break your back side , cant be too sure about your brain though" he said while smirking "

" ahh don't do that !! You jerkly male genetic part!!! I will get you for this !! You can't escape the doom of Riley sangster!! Mr.-----? What's your name big head?"

" hahahahah" he just kept laughing " Reece its Reece Mathews " he said between fits of laughter

. " well Reece I swear to God I will get you for this!!" I said all red tomatoed

" what? What ate you gonna do red cheeks? Sew me ? Take revenge ? Kill me? " he said while coming closer and closer to me while the whole crowd watching us .geez kill him? what does he think I am? queen of the red hearts?

" I--- I could umm" with that I kicked the Mr.big head in his family jewls!!! Yes I riley sangster kneed him bad.

He fell down cooing while the look on the whole crowds face was pointless!

" I have met many pricks in my life Mr. Reece Mathews but you sir are a cactus" with that I ran for my exit to the next class

people were still giving me weird looks and talking about the cafeteria incident I don't get why though.

In my last class a girl sat next to me I can to know her name was Emily . " I can't believe you did what you did gurll" she said like a proud mother

" I don't see what the big deal really" I said shrugging my shoulders

"BIG DEAL!!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU JIST KNEED REECE MATHEWS THE PLAYER , THE BAD BOY , THE STUPID JERK!! ONCE YOUR ON HIS WANTED LIST YOU'RE DEAD MAN!! he's.. he's everything a girl wants and everything a guy wants to be" she finished dreamily .

that's when it properly hit me!

OH HOLY POPSTICLE FREEZING STICKS!!! I KNEED THE BAD BOY WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE!! AMD NOW HE'S AFTER ME!! AND IM NIT AS SCARED AS I SHOULD BE!!