Where The Sun Doesn't shine

May the odds ever be in my favor!!

Well today was the day ladies and gentlemen!!!

The day we gave up banana and apple.

surprisingly we  got an A+ while nick and Zoe got a B+ for spoiling their kid wayyyyy more than needed.

I must admit that nick trying to say good bye to a dummy baby is by far the funniest thing I've seen ..

oh no wait. False alarm , I live with Luke.

anyways it was funny because nick was crying like someone took away all his Ben and jerrys and gave it to an alien elephant and locked him up in a rupanzel tower with Luke!!!

And surprisingly enough, half of the Female population (excluding me and Zoe) in our school found it quite attractive except for this one girl.

She was pretty looking like veryyyyyyy pretty looking.. She also seemed very nice I mean she was practically buried in her book . and she had these cute nerdy glasses on..

OH FLYING ELEPHANTS!!!! THIS IS IT!!! nerdy glasses, nice looking, shy, beautifuL, we all know what that means!! THE PERFECT GOOD GIRL FOR REECE MATHEWS!!! yes!

I can already smell the sweet victory.

So ignoring the pathetic cry of nick and the girls giving him the gooey eyes. I took my shot seeing that Reece and Zoe were engaged in am intense conversation about which fruit is better bananas or apples.

Ignoring them too I went to the pretty looking girl.

"Hey!! I've never seen you around here. I mean I have only been here for like 2 weeks but still I've literally seen every egging caveman in this school!!"

I tried to be a very civil and elegant person. Trying being the key word here

"oh hey! I'm actually new here its my first day!" She shyly said .well perfect!!!

"Well hello there new bee we're about to be great friends cuz I'm also kinda new here!cmon let me show you my friends!!"

With that being my extremely hyper and joyful self ,I grabbed her hand and pulled her to my friends

I was running towards Reece and Zoe while on my way there I pulled nick by his ear from the school of fish.

uhh I mean girls. anyways I was running too fast that I suddenly bumped into the wall aka the chocolate .

I was too excited to gush over his very beautiful set of abs and reached on my tippy toes barely reaching his ear and whisper shouted

"Mr.Reece Mathews I brought a friends she's very very very very nice and be good dont be your ---"

i was cut off when his lips came closer to my ear and I shuddered a little and my stomach felt a little sick. What the hell is happening to me!!

Oh its probably the milk my dad made me drink in the morning! Yup thats probably it!

My thinking was interrupted with Reece whispering in my ear

"dont be my jerky self and be nice?" He finished and pulled back and smirked at me

everybody was staring at us including the new girl obviously not knowing what the conversation was about!!

Well good thing I took a step back from Reece and brushed invisible dust from my clothes and said.

"well I guess I underestimated the number of your brain cells Mr. Cocky chocolate" I retorted with the same smirk.

he just frowned in return.

"Well anyways Reece , nick and Zoe meet my friend" I gestured towards friend.

Oh shrimp! I forgot to ask her name

"ummm hey friend!! Uhh I was thinking umm---" I was yet again cut off this time by nick

"well you see friend , Riley here is trying to figure out a way to ask your name without making a complete fool out of her self"

we all glared at him and by all i mean me and zoe while reece just laughed ,

"oH its okay Riley! My name is Emma. Emma andrews" she said very sweetly.

"well I think we're gonna be great friends! " this time it was Zoe speaking .

see this is why I love Zoe people!!

with that the bell rang and we all went to our classes and thanks to my extremely bad luck my class was with reeces peices .

he was sitting beside me while "Mr.I'm better than all my students especially Riley sangster" our history teacher was going on and on about something.

Reece couldn't stop hitting me with his failed pick up lines and as if those weren't enough he put his arm around my shoulders just to annoy me more and started making eww gross very inappropriate for my ears and children noises ,

I took his arm off and made a puking face with a dying fish voice when as if in que Mr.I only see Riley speaking pointed me out and asked

"well Riley why don't you stop aceing fish noises and tell me what was I saying "

I mean what's the point! Half of the the class is talking and the other half is now laughing at me but being the brilliant person I am I decided to play cool while I could here Reece full on laughing which Mr.you know who didn't even see!! But still I said

" well Mr.Randal you were talking about Canada"

he gave me a suspicious look saying that he still didn't fully believe I was listening .

wait. does that mean he was actually talking about Canada!!! Huh good guessing Riley!

Well what can I say I'm a smartass and oh my husband Shawn Mendes lives in canada!! I'm damn sure he was talking about my husband Shawn baby and my wedding and how happily we're gonna live in Canada when we get married .

my thought were cut off by Mr.I don't remember his real name

"enough Riley !!! Here's detention for you and yes you said your thoughts out loud"

he answered the last part seeing my questioning look.

Well damn!! Now everybody knows about my daydreams about  shawn mendes!! Well shiz!this is not good cuz now I'd have to invite all of them to my wedding!!!

And that's how ladies and gentleman I was now sitting in the detention room with my two favoutite people In the world. not!!!

Reece and nick were sitting at the back talking about something I don't even wanna know.

I mean I'm not even surprised seeing them here for god knows what ... me on the other hand , my mind was just stuck on one thing!!

MISSION GET REECE A GOOD GIRL!!

and I had a girl in mind so right now I was in the lead and all I could hope was that

may the odds ever be in my favor.